我簡直要笑死了！
What should you do if you find a ticking nuke with only a few minutes left on the clock?
如果有一枚核彈只剩幾分鐘就要爆炸了你會(huì)怎么做？
A joke I once read on some Russian site suggested something like this:
我曾經(jīng)在一個(gè)俄羅斯網(wǎng)站上讀到過這樣的一個(gè)笑話：
"If you see a mushroom cloud growing and the nuclear explosion is about to hit you, the best you can do is run to the nearest wall and make a doggie shape with your hand so that the nuclear shadow that is left of you on that wall will give an example of a wonderfully optimistic attitude for the future generations."
“如果你看到蘑菇云正在升起卑雁，然后你即將被核爆炸擊中募书，你能做的最好的事情就是找個(gè)最近的墻壁，然后利用你的雙手將你自己的影子扮成一條狗的形狀测蹲，這樣你在受到核爆之后留在墻上的影子就會(huì)像一條小狗狗莹捡，于是就能給未來的子孫后代留下一個(gè)積極美好的印象〕诜浚”
It's black humor but it's the only thing I would do, really.
這是個(gè)黑色幽默但那個(gè)時(shí)候我真的只會(huì)這么做道盏。
