戳爺?shù)?“I’m?so?tired...”新冠病毒版本

偶爾聽(tīng)到了“戳爺”(Troye Sivan)和Lauv的 “I’m so tired... ”—感覺(jué)這又是首洗腦神曲疤汀弃秆!突發(fā)奇想:若把它改成新冠病毒版本癌蓖,會(huì)是啥樣呢?寫(xiě)完后發(fā)給我的同事/朋友Emma修改了一下份名,就愉快地定稿啦!

原歌詞:

I'm so tired of love songs, tired of love songs

Tired of love songs, tired of love

Just wanna go home, wanna go home

Wanna go home, woah

So tired of love songs, tired of love songs

Tired of love songs, tired of love

Just wanna go home, wanna go home

Wanna go home, woah

Party, trying my best to meet somebody

But everybody around me is falling in love to our song

I-I, oh I... yeah

Hate it, taking a shot 'cause I can't take it

But I don't think they make anything that strong so I hold on

I-I, oh I... yeah

I'm so tired of love songs, tired of love songs

Tired of love songs, tired of love

Just wanna go home, wanna go home

Wanna go home, woah

So tired of love songs, tired of love songs

Tired of love songs, tired of love

Just wanna go home, wanna go home

Wanna go home, woah

Strangers, killing my lonely nights with strangers

And when they leave, I go back to our song, I hold on

I-I, oh I...

Hurts like heaven, lost in the sound

Buzzcut season like you're still around

Can't unmiss you and I need you now

Yeah, I-I, oh I... yeah

I'm so tired of love songs, tired of love songs

Tired of love songs, tired of love

Just wanna go home, wanna go home

Wanna go home, woah

So tired of love songs, tired of love songs

Tired of love songs, tired of love

Just wanna go home, wanna go home

Wanna go home, woah

I'm so tired of love songs

Tired of love songs, tired of love songs

(Someone take me home)

Tired of love songs, tired of love

Just wanna go home, wanna go home

('Cause I can't be alone)

Wanna go home, woah

So tired of love songs, tired of love songs (I'm so tired)

Tired of love songs, tired of love

Just wanna go home, wanna go home

Wanna go home, woah


新冠病毒版本:

I’m so tired of my house, tired of my house

Tired of my house, tired of my

Just wanna go out, wanna go out

Wanna go out, woah

So tired of my house, tired of my house

Tired of my house, tired of my

Just wanna go out, wanna go out

Wanna go out, woah

Waking, trying my best to get…a…going

But everybody around me's stuck in...side, yeah inside

I, oh I…yeah

Hate it, wearing a mask ‘cause I gotta wear it

But I don’t think that they make any mask, that strong, but I keep it on

I, oh I…yeah

I’m so tired of my house, tired of my house

Tired of my house, tired of my

Just wanna go out, wanna go out

Wanna go out, woah

So tired of my house, tired of my house

Tired of my house, tired of my

Just wanna go out, wanna go out

Wanna go out, woah

Chubby, feeling myself turn way too chubby

And after eating I go back to, the sofa, and I sit there

I, oh I…

Temps are taken, distance is kept

Online dating only goes so far

Tempted to meet you and I miss you now

Yeah, I-I, oh I…yeah

I’m so tired of my house, tired of my house

Tired of my house, tired of my

Just wanna go out, wanna go out

Wanna go out, woah

So tired of my house, tired of my house

Tired of my house, tired of my

Just wanna go out, wanna go out

Wanna go out, woah

I’m so tired of my house, tired of my house

(Someone let me out)

Tired of my house, tired of my

Just wanna go out, wanna go out

(‘Cause no one should be alone)

Wanna go out, woah

So tired of my house, tired of my house (I’m so tired)

Tired of my house, tired of my

Just wanna go out, wanna go out

Wanna go out, woah


純粹搞笑妓美,希望大家疫情期間多笑笑 ;P


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