有怎么一宗銀行搶劫案，強(qiáng)盜對所有人大吼：不要動！錢是國家的奇徒，命是自己的！
每個人都乖乖的趴下缨硝，這叫做:?"Mind Changing Concept摩钙，心靈觀念變化",傳統(tǒng)思維模式瞬間轉(zhuǎn)變。
一位女士估計嚇糊涂了查辩，趴在桌上扭來扭去腺律，強(qiáng)盜朝她大叫：請文明一些！這是搶劫不是強(qiáng)奸宜肉！
這叫做："Being Professional 職業(yè)化"匀钧，只關(guān)注在你要做的事情上。
當(dāng)強(qiáng)盜回了家谬返，年輕點(diǎn)兒的強(qiáng)盜(還是個MBA)問年紀(jì)大點(diǎn)的那位兄弟（據(jù)說才小學(xué)六年級畢業(yè)）："嗨大哥之斯！讓我們開始數(shù)搶了多少錢吧！"
大哥訓(xùn)了句："你太傻太天真了遣铝！這么多錢要數(shù)多久佑刷！今晚，電視新聞就會告訴我們搶了多少酿炸。"
這叫做"Experience?閱歷"瘫絮。在當(dāng)今社會，閱歷經(jīng)驗比文憑更重要填硕！
另一廂麦萤，當(dāng)強(qiáng)盜們離開后，銀行經(jīng)理告訴負(fù)責(zé)人快點(diǎn)叫警察扁眯，但負(fù)責(zé)人說：等壮莹！讓我們先拿出一千萬我們分，然后加到我們上次挪用的七千萬里面去姻檀。
這叫做："Swim with the tide 弄潮"命满。 把劣勢變成優(yōu)勢！
負(fù)責(zé)人還說：要是每個月都有搶劫就好了绣版。
這叫做："Killing Boredom?消滅無聊"胶台。個人的快樂比你的工作更重要。
第二天杂抽，電視新聞播出銀行被搶了一億诈唬，強(qiáng)盜們數(shù)了一遍又一遍還是只有2千萬，他們很生氣的說：我們冒著生命危險搶了２千萬默怨，結(jié)果這些銀行經(jīng)理動動手指就拿了８千萬讯榕≈杷兀看來還是讀書好匙睹！
這叫做："Knowledge is worth as much as gold!知識就是金錢愚屁！"
銀行經(jīng)理也正在放聲大笑，股市投資的損失一下子就從搶劫案中補(bǔ)回來了痕檬！
這叫做："Seizing the Oppo!?抓住機(jī)遇霎槐！" 敢敢闖一下！
問題來了梦谜，誰才是真正的強(qiáng)盜丘跌？
During a robbery in a bank, robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
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