往事追憶-一 午睡(1)

自古午睡出奇人,各種各樣的姿勢和動作鞭盟,無奇不有润樱。自從英語老師傷退后,由另一個老師看管午睡昂利,料必沒有原來效果那么好届腐,所以,一場由做作業(yè)或講話為由的持久戰(zhàn)蜂奸,開始了犁苏。

首先來看看西北軍區(qū),這里地勢極其險要扩所,也離“敵軍”最近围详,所以主要任務是為其他幾個軍區(qū)的同志們打掩護,大多使用比較高的枕頭作為掩體祖屏,并且沒有幾個在干雜事的助赞,也全部投入到了信息傳遞工作中。且看睿言和東北軍區(qū)的配合:

前者先保持上半身不動袁勺,手悄悄伸到桌下雹食,輕輕取出一盒水彩筆,連打開蓋子的時候都小心翼翼期丰,盡量不發(fā)出一點兒聲音群叶。隨后,她取出一沓紙片钝荡,這些紙都是在午睡前就撕好的街立,以免在午睡時撕發(fā)出聲音。接著埠通,她把手伸進桌肚里赎离,眼睛機靈地到處張望著,一是為了監(jiān)測“敵軍”的動態(tài)端辱,二是為了企盼著從哪兒再獲取一些“情報”梁剔。

她快速地在紙片上涂畫著,這次是綠色舞蔽,表明在這兩分鐘內應該是安全的憾朴;如果是橙色,那么就是預警喷鸽;若是紅色众雷,那么考驗的不僅僅是她的手速了,還有同學們的反應能力做祝、空氣阻力砾省、她的投擲力度……同學們看到了,就可以專心做出下一步的行動混槐,而不是時不時地抬頭張望编兄,三心二意。

這樣的工作一向是危險而又緊張的声登,所以狠鸳,班級當中又有了一種新的稱呼來稱呼他們:“揮旗人”揣苏。不僅是她,整個西北軍區(qū)的同志們都義無反顧地投身到了傳遞情報的工作當中件舵,就像在前線沖鋒的勇士卸察,又像在用刺刀對抗槍桿的戰(zhàn)友,是勇敢而無畏的铅祸,為整個班級開展的“反監(jiān)視”行動做出了巨大的貢獻坑质,所以,大家也對他們萬分感謝临梗。

西南軍區(qū)X013第IPA3519號文件

傳輸對象P019 P020

取消對東南軍區(qū)的信息傳輸涡扼,留意B009號的行動,取消第IPA3516盟庞、第IPA3517文件的有關傳輸內容吃沪,并切斷P015和P017的聯(lián)系,原因是可能會暴露行蹤什猖。

取消“揮旗人”O(jiān)PS1452對西南軍區(qū)的揮旗票彪,取消“揮旗人”O(jiān)PS1463對東南軍區(qū)的揮旗,原因是距離過遠卸伞,預警時間大打折扣抹镊,均轉向西北軍區(qū)旗锉屈。

全面改用M1艾布拉姆【注1】進行信息傳輸工作荤傲,正式淘汰T90【注2】,西南軍區(qū)北部等重要區(qū)域正式淘汰挑戰(zhàn)者【注3】颈渊,目的是增強信息傳輸?shù)陌踩浴?/b>

增強西北軍區(qū)掩體的安全性遂黍。

絕密,原件無副本俊嗽。

201【】年【】月【】日

【注1】:M1艾布拉姆斯是由美國克萊斯勒防務公司開發(fā)設計的裝甲車雾家,美國陸軍在1980年初開始引入。此處借指較高性能和安全度的信息傳輸方式绍豁。

【注2】:T90主戰(zhàn)坦克芯咧,是20世紀90年代初期蘇聯(lián)/俄羅斯研制的一型第三代主戰(zhàn)坦克此處借指較低等性能的傳輸竹揍。

【注3】:挑戰(zhàn)者主戰(zhàn)坦克敬飒,英國軍方聲稱挑戰(zhàn)者坦克是全世界防護力最佳、最難被擊穿的主戰(zhàn)坦克芬位,并且“從沒有被敵軍摧毀過”无拗,借指中等性能的傳輸。

在如此多的盤根錯節(jié)之后昧碉,為的就是大家能安心地在老師不注意的時候干自己想干的事情英染。那么揽惹,也該講講大家在用頭發(fā)絲懸著的刀下的百態(tài)了。

先是一些女生四康,用毯子把頭蒙住搪搏,有的是在底下寫作業(yè),有的是為了講話箭养。以前桌子是兩兩并在一起的慕嚷,頭一蒙,講話很方便”厦冢現(xiàn)在桌子都變成單獨的了喝检,不管是左還是右,講話都隔著一個走廊撼泛,不過挠说,這些女生照講不誤,有些更是能橫跨五個組講話愿题,要知道损俭,我們班一共才七組啊。

不知不覺午睡時間已經(jīng)過去了六分之一潘酗,老師們也都穩(wěn)定了下來杆兵,不再在班里走來走去。這時仔夺,男生們的大戲便開始上演了琐脏。印象中最深刻的是睿希曾經(jīng)在老師去上廁所時站在了桌子上,完成了連平時大家都不敢做的“壯舉”缸兔。當然這是非常危險的日裙,也不知道他哪里來的勇氣《杳郏看看那時他周圍的場景吧:街鄰四座昂拂,無不側目,有些蒙著頭的抛猖,還不知道外面發(fā)生了什么事格侯,只顧著寫作業(yè),于是左右就會有人碰他一下财著,或是把他的毯子掀起來联四,讓他一驚,再讓他看睿希瓢宦,他必會張大嘴巴碎连,低聲稱贊起來,或是繼續(xù)讓這一場盛大的表演的影響力擴大驮履,或是繼續(xù)寫作業(yè)鱼辙,但后者是很少有的廉嚼。大部分人會時不時地給他煽風點火,“激勵”他做出更加令人不可思議的舉動來倒戏。不過睿希估摸著老師要回來了怠噪,識時務地踩在凳子上下了桌,又回到了午睡狀態(tài)杜跷。一場大戲就這樣落幕了傍念。

老師回來,見班內風平浪靜葛闷,沒有說什么憋槐。

但,這才剛剛開始淑趾。

經(jīng)常玩一個叫“吊死鬼”的游戲阳仔。規(guī)則很簡單,有個準備好的英語單詞扣泊。舉個例子近范,friendly,這時候有8個空延蟹,有人說e的時候评矩,這個單詞第五個字母是a,那對應的空就會把字母寫上去阱飘。同樣如果你說z斥杜,但這個單詞里沒有z,那就在旁邊畫吊死鬼俯萌,每打錯一次畫一筆果录,畫到吊死鬼畫完的時候單詞沒被全猜對上枕,那就輸了咐熙。這不是我們班同學的獨創(chuàng),卻在我們班發(fā)揚光大辨萍,風生水起棋恼。

大部分同學在中午的時候,作業(yè)的負擔并沒有多到非要在中午偷做作業(yè)的程度锈玉,不然老師就不會不允許我們做作業(yè)了爪飘。那么,一個好的休閑游戲是在這種時候非常必要的拉背。

不過师崎,俗話說,“一人藏物椅棺,十人難找”犁罩。這話用在這兒也是有點道理的齐蔽。有一局,最后實在猜不出來了床估,把字母表26個字母一個一個排出來含滴,在一個一個排除,才猜出答案丐巫。最快記錄是我在沒有一次猜錯的情況下谈况,僅用兩個字母,猜出六個空的單詞递胧。

不過碑韵,游戲畢竟是游戲,而且還是和英語有關的游戲缎脾,總會有厭倦的時候泼诱。這個游戲的風,雖然刮了一個的學期赊锚,算是長的了治筒,但是最后還是銷聲匿跡了。

(精準的2019字)

附英文版舷蒲,電腦翻譯的耸袜,如有不對不是我的事

Since ancient times, I have been a stranger, and I have a variety of postures and movements.Since the English teacher was injured, another teacher took care of the nap, which is expected to be as good as the original effect. Therefore, a long-term battle based on homework or speech began.

One

First of all, let’s take a look at the Northwest Military Region. The terrain is extremely dangerous and it is also closest to the “enemy army”. Therefore, the main task is to cover the comrades of other military regions. Most of them use relatively high pillows as bunkers, and few of them are doing The chores are all devoted to the information transfer work.And look at the cooperation between Ruiyan and the Northeast Military Region:

The former keeps the upper body first, the hand sneaked out under the table, gently took out a box of watercolor pens, and even carefully opened the lid, try not to make a little sound.Later, she took out a piece of paper that was torn before the nap to avoid tearing the sound during the nap.Then, she reached into the table and looked at her eyes in a clever way. One was to monitor the dynamics of the "enemy" and the second was to look forward to where to get some "intelligence."

She quickly painted on the paper, this time it was green, indicating that it should be safe in the next two minutes; if it was orange, it would be an early warning; if it was red, it would not only test her hand speed, but also Some students' reaction ability, air resistance, and her throwing strength... When the students saw it, they could concentrate on making the next move, instead of looking up and looking from time to time.

Such work has always been dangerous and tense, so there is a new name in the class to call them: "flag people."Not only her, but the comrades in the entire Northwest Military Region have turned their backs to the work of transmitting intelligence, just like the warriors who are on the front line and the comrades who use the bayonet to fight the guns. They are brave and fearless, for the entire class. The “anti-monitoring” action has made a huge contribution, so everyone is very grateful to them.

two

Southwest Military District x013 Document ipa3519

Transfer object p019 p020

Cancel the information transmission to the southeast military region, pay attention to the action of b009, cancel the relevant transmission content of the ipa3516 and ipa3517 documents, and cut off the contact between p015 and p017, because the whereabouts may be exposed.

Cancel the "flag flag" ops1452 on the southwestern military region, the flag, cancel the "flag flag" ops1463 on the southeast military region, because the distance is too far, the warning time is greatly discounted, all turn to the northwest military region waving flag.

Fully switch to m1 Abrams[Note 1]?for information transmission, officially phase out t90[Note 2], and officially phase out the challenger[Note 3]?in important areas such as the northern part of the Southwest Military Region, with the aim of enhancing the security of information transmission.

Enhance the safety of bunkers in the Northwest Military Region.

Top secret, the original has no copy.

201 [] year [] month [] day

????[Note 1]: m1 Abrams is an armored vehicle developed and designed by Chrysler Defence Company of the United States.US ArmyIntroduced in early 1980.Hereby refers to the higher performance and security of information transmission.

[Note 2]: The t90 main battle tank is a type developed by the Soviet Union/Russia in the early 1990s.Third generation main battle tankThis refers to the transmission of lower performance.

[Note 3]: The challenger is the main battle tank. The British military claims that the Challenger tank is the world's most powerful and difficult to penetrate main battle tank, and “has never been destroyed by the enemy”. Performance transfer.

three

After so many intricate things, it’s all that you can do what you want to do when your teacher is not paying attention.Then, let's talk about the various things that everyone is using under the knife hanging from the hair.

First, some girls, covered their heads with blankets, some write homework underneath, and some for speaking.In the past, the tables were two and two together. The first one was covered and the speech was very convenient.Now the tables have become separate, whether it is left or right, the speech is separated by a corridor, but these girls are correct, some can talk across five groups, we know that our class is only seven Group.

Unconsciously, one-sixth of the nap time has passed, and the teachers have stabilized and are no longer walking around the class.At this time, the drama of the boys began to take off.The most profound impression is that Rui Xi once stood on the table when the teacher went to the toilet, and completed the "feat" that everyone would not dare to do.Of course this is very dangerous and I don't know where he comes from.Look at the scenes around him at that time: the street is next to the four, all sideways, some blindfolded, still do not know what happened outside, just to write homework, so someone will touch him or take him The blanket smashed up, surprised him, and let him see Ruixi, he would open his mouth, claim to praise, or continue to expand the influence of this grand performance, or continue to write homework, but The latter is rare.Most people will give him a hurricane from time to time, "inspire" him to make even more incredible moves.However, Rui Xi estimated that the teacher was coming back. He stepped on the stool and went to the table, and returned to the state of nap.A big drama ended like this.

The teacher came back and saw that the class was calm and did not say anything.

But this is just the beginning.

four

I?often play a game called "Hanging Ghost".The rules are simple and there is a prepared English word.For example, friendly, there are 8 empty at this time. When someone says e, the fifth letter of the word is a, and the corresponding space will write the letter.Similarly, if you say z, but there is no z in this word, then draw a hanged ghost next to it, draw a stroke every time you make a mistake, and draw the word when the hanged ghost is not fully guessed, then lose.This is not the originality of our classmates, but it is carried forward in our class.

Most of the students at noon, the burden of homework is not so much that they have to do their homework at noon, otherwise the teacher will not allow us to do homework.Well, a good casual game is very necessary at this time.

However, as the saying goes, "One person hides, ten people are hard to find."It is also reasonable to use this here.There is a game, and finally I can't guess it. I will discharge the 26 letters of the alphabet one by one, and guess them one by one.The fastest record is that I guessed six empty words with just two letters without a guess.

However, the game is a game after all, and it is still a game related to English, there will always be time when you are tired.The wind of this game, although it was a long semester, was long, but it finally disappeared.

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