Last night, I lied to my girlfriend that I went home. In fact, I was in the Internet cafe with my new little sister. Anyway, my girlfriend would never kill me in a different place. But who sent the clothes yesterday must be dealt with quickly. Next time you see your girlfriend, if you're wearing the wrong thing, you're afraid to die. After all, she holds the first-hand information of all my clothes, and I remember clearly the style of socks. Speaking of this, let's take a look at the day of remembrance. Set up a memorandum. When the alarm clock rings, happy birthday will be sent to her. Hee hee ~ there are a few beautiful ladies and sisters on micro-blog who have added my attention. While they are trying to chat with me, they should hurry to the trumpet. Stings! "I just got off, not surprised? Go out on a date in the afternoon. " It's really not daytime, and my girlfriend is really running back. Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, I brush my teeth and return to her WeChat. The most important thing in front of me is to adjust my mindset. Before going out, I checked the APP in my cell phone again. All the records that can be deleted are deleted, and even the payoff has not been let off. If it is not for fear of extremes, she will be restored to the factory settings. It has to be said that women's insight in this area is really scary. A suspicious, sensitive, really troublesome creature. As for the way of contact with those little lovable people, don't worry, I was saved in another cell phone. No, how does the seat of the second driving seat smell perfume?! It must have been the perfume that the girl had brought back last time. It was too strong for me to get rid of the smell in a short time. Forget it. Throw the cushion home first. What if she asked? I said the last time I got drunk was dirty! Perfect! I really admire such a witty self. By the way, I'll go shopping at the mall and buy her a little gift. Last week, I didn't pick up her phone all night, and I didn't know if she would be suspicious. I still feel a little guilty about it, but buying a gift to coax her is also worth it. I have been so dependent on me at any time. If I am any better for her, she will not be moved to tears. This is the fourth time that I have come to this restaurant, though the girls are not the same each time. The main thing is that there is a sentiment here, the price is not expensive, and there is still a place to live upstairs. I'm still very special. Of course, every time I come, I will make every effort to prepare: mobile phone WiFi connection complete restore, restaurant password ask the waiter. There is a policy to have a policy.
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