1. Even the happy songs are the minor key.
連歡樂的歌曲都是用降調(diào)譜寫而成榜旦。
（點(diǎn)評： 那悲愴的曲子要用什么調(diào)子來譜寫呢亚情？）
2. I had the best day ever. I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend-with my car.
今天是我最得意的日子。我碰到我的男朋友和他的新女友了-是用我的車硬碰上去的力崇。
（點(diǎn)評： 比O.J.Simpson 還心狠手辣。）
3. I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
我在股市上大有斬獲。我的經(jīng)紀(jì)人把我的身家全炒沒了搁凸，所以我把他給斬了。
（點(diǎn)評： 人家只是要錢狠毯，你卻是要命；ぬ恰）
4. I had a nightmare I was in an elevator with Yanni, Kenny G, and Michael Bolton...and I had a gun with only one bullet.
我做了個(gè)噩夢：我和雅尼，肯尼基和麥克波爾頓同坐一部電梯...而我有一把只剩一顆子彈的手槍嚼松。
（點(diǎn)評： 他們這幾位仁兄的電梯音樂聽多了真教人有自殺傾向暗樟肌！）
5. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times:? don't exaggerate!
我都跟你說了不下一千遍了：別夸大其詞献酗！
（點(diǎn)評： 我數(shù)了數(shù)寝受，你才說了九百九十九遍！）
