1. My slate wasn't just clean; it was boiled and bleached and shrink-wrapped.
我豈止是一張白紙桐猬？還是煮過(guò)漂過(guò)并用塑料薄膜熱縮包裝過(guò)的白璧無(wú)瑕舔株。
（點(diǎn)評(píng)： 水至清則無(wú)魚蟀架。 潔身自好到成了潔癖署浩，需要生活在無(wú)菌室里悠咱，也太無(wú)趣了雳旅。）
2. I have danced to “Black Coffee in Bed”before and it's the longest six minutes and twelve seconds of your life.
我以前跳過(guò)“床上喝杯黑咖啡”這首舞曲世剖，那可是你一生中最漫長(zhǎng)的六分鐘十二秒埠胖。
（點(diǎn)評(píng)： 我愛(ài)委婉語(yǔ)之余音繞梁糠溜。）
3. It was Dirty Dancing and he was Patrick Swayze, Saturday Night Fever and he was John Travolta.
如果那是《辣身舞》，他就是派屈克史威茨直撤，如果那是《周末狂熱》非竿，他就是約翰特拉沃爾塔。
（點(diǎn)評(píng)： 舞中之王谋竖。 看過(guò)《周末狂熱》的男人馬上會(huì)愛(ài)上迪斯科红柱。）
4. Growing a beard is the closest a man gets to having a pregnant stomach touched by strangers because everyone likes to touch a new beard , unless it's Michael Moor,s. （and have you seen that creepy pregnant man ? He has a beard and a pregnant belly so how do you know which to touch first ?）
男人蓄起胡子，幾近讓陌生人摸摸懷孕隆起的大肚子蓖乘，因?yàn)檎l(shuí)都想摸摸剛長(zhǎng)出來(lái)的胡子锤悄，除非是麥克穆爾的胡子。（還有嘉抒，你有沒(méi)有見(jiàn)過(guò)那位嚇人的懷孕男人零聚？他既有一把胡子又有一個(gè)大肚子，你怎么知道該先摸哪一個(gè)些侍？）
（點(diǎn)評(píng)： 聯(lián)想到的字眼：美髯公隶症，隆中對(duì)。）
