2017.04.13

Today is Thursday.

Alexander was a little boy. He lived with his parents and two brothers, Anthony and Nick. He had slept with gum in his mouth last night so when he got up in the morning, the gum stuck on his hair. He found nothing except cereal in his breakfast cereal box, but there were some toys in his brothers' cereal boxes. He was so unhappy that he wanted to go to Australia. On their way to school, his brothers sat in the car by the window, but he sat between them. His teacher liked his classmate's picture more than his. His friend told him he wasn't the best friend of his friend, but the third best one. There were desserts in his classmates' lunch boxes, but his mother had forgotten to put some dessert in his box. He was so unhappy that he wanted to go to Australia. He was the only one who was found a cavity in his tooth by the dentist. He messed up his father's office and was scolded by his father. He fought his brother and was scolded by his mother. He was so unhappy that he wanted to go to Australia. His brothers bought the shoes they liked but the shoes he liked were sold out. He didn't like the dinner, the TV program, the pajamas. That day is a terrible, horrible, no good,very bad day. His mother told him, some days were like that even in Australia.

Haha, he is really like my son.

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