【家長教育孩子】瑞克和莫蒂/怪誕小鎮(zhèn)

1.Morty與他與生殖機(jī)器的外星兒子的對話:

Morty:I‘m sorry ended up lying to you and yelling at you just like my parents did to me.You know parents just kids having kids.One minute ,you like how a shiny robot looks.The next minute, you're in a fist fight with your alien son.

We all have bad impulses, bad thoughts, we just have to learn to channel them into sth constructive.But I want to murder everyone I see.

Well,you know,I mean, there's a job out there for people that feel that way.

A Writter Passing by:There is,I'm A,creator of nationally syndicated comic strip "BBB",Actually,you should consider being a creative.I'm haunted by uncontrollable thoughts of mutillations and sexual assaults on a near daily basis.But you know I channel it into my work.


2.Morty的父母認(rèn)為Rick影響了Morty的學(xué)業(yè):

-You are obviously not capable of judging this situations on your own.

Rick: -What are you trying to say about Morty?

-Oh,Don't high-road on us, dad. You know full well that Morty is the last child that needs to be missing class.

-Oh,for crying out ,he's got something of disability or sth.Is that what you want us today?

-Look,I love you,Morty,but we both know you are not as fast as the other kids.And if you want to compete in the world, you got to work twice as hard.

Morty: You know,that's a lot to drop on a kid at once.

*

How could you make my miss an entire sememster of school ? I mean it's not like he's a hot girl, he can't just?bail on?his life and?set up shop in someone else?.


Morty: I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter.

Rick: Full disclosure,Morty, It's not. Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the mega seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity(直腸腔).Yeah,and once those seeds wear?off, you're gonna lose most of your motor skills(運(yùn)動機(jī)能).And you're gonna lose a significant amount of brain functionality of 72 hours.

I'm sorry.It's a bummer.You're dumb as they come.And I need the seeds real bad and I had to give them up just to get your parents off my back.So we are gonna to get more, and then we're gonna go on more adventure after that,Morty.And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it.

Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important.And they tear us apart.But if you stick with me,I'm gonna accomplish great things.And you're be part of them.And together, we are gonna run around .We are gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, just you and me.The outside world is our enemy.We are only friends we've got.


3.GRUncle stan的性教育:

Ahh孽江,you're at that creep age where you spy on girls, huh?Guess It's time you and me had a man-to-man talk about the birds and bees.Look,It all begins with this little fella "The pituitary gland"(腦垂體)He may be little but he has big plans.


4.Rick To Summer:

?I probably could turn myself into a teenager, and hang out in the zit-covered,hormone-addled low-stake assworld that is high school.But here's my reverse ask, why would I ever do that ever? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?How dare you even ask me that?

4.Rick To Morty:

-Oh,man, rick,I'm looking around this place.And I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing.

-All right, calm down.Listen to me Morty,I know that new situations can be intimidating, you are looking around, and It's all scary and different, but ?you know, meeting them, head on,Charging right into them like a bull.That's how we grow as people.I'm no stranger to scary situations.I deal with them all the time,Now if you just stick with,morty.

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