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Today, my dad tried to help me overcome my intense fear of horses (due to nearly being killed by one as a child) by taking me to a ranch. Within 30 minutes, a horse bit my face.
是日潘靖，阿爹攜余至牧場(chǎng)，克恐馬（年少，幾死于馬）。少頃键耕，馬嚙噬吾臉。
2017
7月
Pursue what catches your heart, not what catches your eyes.
追心之所往柑营，而非目之所及屈雄。
Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
VPN用不起來(lái)就別用了
You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep spring from coming.
花雖可催，春不可擋
葬花難葬春
野火燒不盡官套，春風(fēng)吹又生
殺死一個(gè)我還有千千萬(wàn)萬(wàn)個(gè)我
花你盡管剪酒奶，春天不來(lái)算我輸
你能辣手催花，你卻阻止不了我發(fā)春
斬盡千花終無(wú)益奶赔，一夜春風(fēng)萬(wàn)物生
It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday.
悟以往之不諫惋嚎，知來(lái)者之可追
開(kāi)學(xué)前一天？站刑？另伍？？
One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.
回首往昔崢嶸歲月绞旅，那是你最美的模樣
艱難困苦玉汝于成
What you are is God's gift to you, what you become is your gift to God.
三分天注定摆尝，七分靠打拼
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
知吾陋，伴吾行
你多年智障因悲，我不離不棄
為友者堕汞，知你如故，愛(ài)你如初
知汝所有晃琳，愛(ài)汝依舊
Man, when you lose your laugh, you lose your footing.
男人讯检，你沒(méi)了腳，還笑得出來(lái)嗎卫旱？
違本心者舉步為艱
不茍言笑人灼，無(wú)人愿交
笑著......活下去
震驚！一男子竟然笑沒(méi)了腳顾翼！原因竟是......
男人不開(kāi)心挡毅，是沒(méi)去足療
人，一旦失去了笑容也就失去了前進(jìn)的動(dòng)力
猥瑣發(fā)育暴构、別笑
愛(ài)笑的男孩一定都有腳
Faithless is that says farewell when the road darkens.
背信棄義之人跪呈，就是面對(duì)迷茫前路，輕言永別之人
路險(xiǎn)輒止取逾，是為無(wú)信
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
求愛(ài)之時(shí)耗绿，以心為餌，不營(yíng)智謀
用心去愛(ài)砾隅，別過(guò)腦子
多一份真誠(chéng)误阻，少一些套路
A good friend will always stab you in the front.
真正的好朋友總是正面懟你
諍友直言不諱
老鐵總扎我心
6月
Never memeorize something that you can look up.
不要背單詞
唾手可得之物，無(wú)須銘記如寶
卸載扇貝
刪了扇貝，下個(gè)有道
能查的東西背它干嘛
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
不要錯(cuò)過(guò)閉嘴這個(gè)好機(jī)會(huì)
給你臺(tái)階你就下
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.
心之所想究反，口之所述寻定，在意你的不會(huì)介意，介意你的不必在意
以吾手精耐，寫我心狼速。愛(ài)者涵余瑕，陌人心無(wú)掛
A book without books is like a body without a soul.
無(wú)書之室卦停，如無(wú)源之水向胡，無(wú)本之木
寧可食無(wú)肉，不可居無(wú)書......
It's not true that I had nothing on, I had the radio on.
誰(shuí)言吾煢煢一身惊完，余可聞天下耳
我也不是啥也沒(méi)有啊僵芹，我還有廣播聽(tīng)呢哈
一機(jī)在手，天下我有
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
如果你腦洞太大小槐，腦子會(huì)掉出來(lái)
聰明反被聰明誤
猥瑣發(fā)育拇派，別浪
腦洞一大，腦漿亂撒
Sane is boring.
不瘋魔凿跳，不成活
新浪真是無(wú)聊件豌。。
5月
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
天地或可解拄显，人愚不自知
宇宙有多大苟径，你就有多蠢案站。宇宙說(shuō)不清躬审，我就看你傻
我不知道宇宙有沒(méi)有邊，只知道你傻到?jīng)]邊了
Love unconditionally, laugh intentionally, live strategically, and learn daily.
愛(ài)由心蟆盐；笑由衷承边。活有思石挂；學(xué)有序
愛(ài)的無(wú)法無(wú)天博助，笑的沒(méi)心沒(méi)肺，活的無(wú)拘無(wú)束痹愚，學(xué)的沒(méi)日沒(méi)夜
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
前塵以往富岳，明日可待
不以泣露惜過(guò)往，但愿笑靨別風(fēng)云
如果你為錯(cuò)過(guò)的夕陽(yáng)而哭泣拯腮，那么你就要錯(cuò)過(guò)群星了
以淚作別窖式，以笑重生
笑著活下去
都完?duì)僮恿四銛R這塊哭啥呢啊，該走了动壤，趕緊樂(lè)呵的跟上點(diǎn)
The life's hard, but it's harder if you're stupid.
生活不易萝喘，蠢人尤艱
海燕吶，你可長(zhǎng)點(diǎn)心吧
人艱不拆，人蠢完蛋
生本不易阁簸，愚者彌艱
黑夜一無(wú)所有爬早，為何給我安慰。
Goodnight
dark night = tan 90’, why give me AV?
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
愛(ài)使人無(wú)畏如巨人启妹，也使人卑微如塵土
愛(ài)愛(ài)讓男人勃起或陽(yáng)痿
愛(ài)使人成長(zhǎng)或沉淪
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
我的目標(biāo)不高筛严，先掙一個(gè)億就好。
唯完美可填欲壑翅溺。
我基本不挑脑漫，第一就成
追求極簡(jiǎn)：至臻至美
We read to know we're not alone.
有書為伴，不知孤獨(dú)
讀書能脫單
我讀故我不獨(dú)
閱而知吾之不孤
Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
交好友咙崎，讀好書优幸，沒(méi)心沒(méi)肺，爽歪歪褪猛。
摯友相伴网杆，好書在手，心如止水伊滋，人生足矣
4月
I would always rather be happy than dignified.
我愿自由而灑脫碳却，不愿高貴而做作
按能催眉折腰事權(quán)貴，使我不得開(kāi)心顏
但愿老死花酒間笑旺，不愿鞠躬車馬前
比起裝逼昼浦，我更想一直快樂(lè)得像二哈一樣
心，若沒(méi)有棲息的地方筒主，到哪里都是流浪......
Nowhere to shelter, anywhere to wander.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eyes.
你有檸檬的話一定要用它呲別人眼睛里
生活不如意关噪，找別人撒氣
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
你還沒(méi)牛逼到需要謙虛的程度
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.
真愛(ài)如風(fēng)，無(wú)形有感
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing to do is wake up.
若想夢(mèng)想成真乌妙，先從夢(mèng)中醒來(lái)
臨淵羨魚使兔，不如退而結(jié)網(wǎng)
待得莊周與蝶舞，不如夢(mèng)醒遇鴻鵠
2月
We are all different. Don't judge, understand instead.
君子和而不同
執(zhí)子之手藤韵，與子偕老虐沥。
together, forever
1月
Happy Chinese new year, have more ideas, success, love and never regret.
祝大家新年快樂(lè)，才思敏捷泽艘，事業(yè)有成欲险，愛(ài)情甜蜜，知足常樂(lè)
