2017-12-25 奇葩君 英語(yǔ)奇葩秀
Week after week passes by in constant fuss, and behind all of this we often miss the most important things. Yet it can take years to understand this. Years we could spend quite differently, with greater benefits.
時(shí)間在我們的忙碌中偷偷溜走扮宠。其實(shí)我們經(jīng)常錯(cuò)過(guò)最重要的東西西乖，等明白后卻已時(shí)過(guò)境遷。我們的生活本來(lái)可以更有意義坛增。
We discovered the things people often regret as well as pieces of advice on how to avoid it.
奇葩君總結(jié)了幾件人們經(jīng)常后悔的事获雕。為了讓你們不再追悔莫及，善解人意的奇葩君精心準(zhǔn)備了幾碗熱騰騰的雞湯收捣。
Engaged in a destructive relationship
陷入負(fù)能量的關(guān)系
Now…現(xiàn)在......
Woman: I wanna take design courses.
女：我想學(xué)設(shè)計(jì)届案。
Man: Who said you can be a designer?!
男：誰(shuí)說(shuō)你能干得了設(shè)計(jì)？罢艾！
In 10 years…十年后......
Man: Designers have higher salaries, by the way!
男：當(dāng)設(shè)計(jì)師其實(shí)工資也不錯(cuò)誒楣颠！
Many people are engaged in a destructive relationship because they're afraid of being alone. Yet dozens of years later it becomes clear that it's better to be alone than to live with a person who brings a lot of disappointment, pain, and offenses.
很多人因?yàn)楹ε鹿陋?dú)，都陷入過(guò)這樣負(fù)能量的關(guān)系咐蚯。但是多年后童漩，你會(huì)明白孤身一人總好過(guò)和一個(gè)讓你失望、痛苦和憤怒的人一起生活春锋。
Spent little time with loved ones
沒有時(shí)間陪伴親人
Now…現(xiàn)在......
Your mom: I made a pie. Will you come?
媽媽：寶貝矫膨，你回來(lái)吃飯嗎？我烙了餡餅期奔。
You: Mom, I can't come. I'm busy.
你：媽侧馅，我最近很忙，沒空回去啦呐萌。
In 10 years…十年后…...
You: Mom, sorry for visiting so rarely.
你：媽媽馁痴，對(duì)不起，我之前一直很少回家看你肺孤。
In the cycle of work and home duties, many of us pay very little attention to our loved ones. Unfortunately, we often understand this at a tragic time: children grow up and start an independent life, warm relationships with spouses disappear, something tragic happens to parents.
我們整日在工作和家務(wù)中切換角色罗晕，但卻很少關(guān)心親人。遺憾的是直到悲劇降臨時(shí)我們才明白：我們的孩子已經(jīng)青澀盡去渠旁，開始獨(dú)當(dāng)一面攀例，我們與伴侶的感情不復(fù)當(dāng)年，但父母卻也到了遲暮之年顾腊。
Wasted a lot of time
浪費(fèi)大好時(shí)光
Now…現(xiàn)在......
You: I finally reached a new level!
你：耶粤铭！終于玩到大神級(jí)別了！
In 10 years…十年后…...
Your friend: I ran a marathon and took Photoshop courses. And what's your news?
你的朋友：我參加了馬拉松杂靶，同時(shí)在學(xué)習(xí)Photoshop課程梆惯。你最近怎么樣酱鸭？
You: …
你：額......
Watching TV shows, chatting in social networks, games on the phone — all of it takes an impressive amount of time. Yet you could spend it on much more useful things and thereby significantly improve the quality of your life.
看電視、上網(wǎng)聊天垛吗、打手游 —— 都會(huì)花費(fèi)大量時(shí)間凹髓。只有將時(shí)間花在更有意義的事情上才能徹底改變你的生活質(zhì)量。
Led an unhealthy lifestyle
生活方式不健康
Now…現(xiàn)在......
You: As shown in the picture.
你：吃喝玩樂怯屉，放飛自我蔚舀。
In 10 years…十年后…...
Doctor: What's troubling you?
醫(yī)生：哪里不舒服？
You: Shortness of breath, headaches…
你：呼吸急促還頭疼......
We ruin our health when we give in to temptations every day and have bad habits. And even if our health seems to be ok now, after a while we'll most likely feel the consequences of such a frivolous attitude toward it.
年輕時(shí)整天沉迷于各種誘惑锨络，養(yǎng)成了壞習(xí)慣赌躺，最后毀了自己的身體。即使你現(xiàn)在活蹦亂跳羡儿，但今后也會(huì)為現(xiàn)在的不在意付出代價(jià)礼患。
Spent little time traveling
沒出去旅行
Now…現(xiàn)在......
You: Too expensive for me…
你：去巴黎太貴了......
In 10 years…十年后…...
You: I'll close the car payment and then start to save for a trip to Paris.
已為人母的你：還清汽車貸款后就攢錢去巴黎旅行。
Few of us don't dream about traveling. Yet the desire to travel with comfort or our responsibilities stop people from this quite often. Yet comfort is not the most necessary thing, and you'll always have urgent things to do, so...
每個(gè)人都渴望來(lái)一次說(shuō)走就走的旅行掠归。但我們害怕旅途的辛勞缅叠，又肩負(fù)著家庭和工作的重任，所以很多人從未成行虏冻。記追袅弧：舒適并不是旅游的必備條件，而且所謂的重要的事永遠(yuǎn)也做不完厨相，所以......? 收拾行囊準(zhǔn)備出發(fā)吧狼犯！
Worked too much
忙于工作
Now…此時(shí)…...
You: we'll have a class reunion party. Will you come?
你：來(lái)參加同學(xué)聚會(huì)嗎？
Your friend: I can't. I have a serious project.
你的朋友：我沒空啊领铐，最近有個(gè)大項(xiàng)目。
In 10 years…十年后…...
You: I won't even call. She won't come anyway.
你：還是不叫她了吧宋舷，反正她也不會(huì)來(lái)绪撵。
Most often people do so if they have no other values. Work is important, but don't forget to relax from time to time.
人們沒什么其它追求的時(shí)候，一般都沉迷于工作祝蝠。工作固然重要音诈，但記得時(shí)不時(shí)地放松一下。
Stopped learning new things
安于現(xiàn)狀绎狭，不再學(xué)習(xí)
Now…現(xiàn)在…...
Your mom: Learn languages. You'll need them.
媽媽：學(xué)幾門外語(yǔ)细溅，以后會(huì)派上用場(chǎng)的。
You: What for? I'll be an engineer.
你：學(xué)這干嘛儡嘶？我以后要當(dāng)?shù)氖枪こ處煛?/p>
In 10 years…十年后…...
Your boss: We have a position in a foreign affiliate. How's your English?
老板：我們?cè)趪?guó)外子公司有一個(gè)崗位喇聊。你英語(yǔ)說(shuō)得怎么樣？
You: …
你：（聽媽媽的話才是硬道理蹦狂，趕緊來(lái)“英語(yǔ)奇葩秀”多學(xué)點(diǎn)兒英語(yǔ)吧Ｊ睦椤）
Many people believe that one degree is enough. True, it's good if you have one. Yet constant development brings not only more opportunities for professional growth but also an increase in self-confidence, making you an interesting person to others.
很多人認(rèn)為一個(gè)學(xué)位就夠了朋贬。沒錯(cuò)，有學(xué)位說(shuō)明你很棒窜骄。但不斷學(xué)習(xí)不僅會(huì)帶來(lái)更多的業(yè)務(wù)上升機(jī)遇锦募，還能讓你更有信心，成為一個(gè)有趣的人邻遏。
Having a job they hate
做著不喜歡的工作
Now…現(xiàn)在…....
You: I'm fed up with this job!
你：我真是受夠當(dāng)司機(jī)了糠亩！
In 10 years…十年后…...
Your ex-colleague: I got bored of driving taxis, so I learned to cook. Now I'm a head chef in a restaurant.
之前的同事：當(dāng)初干出租車司機(jī)干煩了，就去學(xué)了烹飪准验，我現(xiàn)在當(dāng)了餐廳主廚赎线。
You: ….
一事無(wú)成的你：…...
We often continue to work in a place we hate only because of our own indecisiveness and unwillingness to leave our comfort zone. Yet if we don't risk and change something in our lives, we can simply fade away in a job we're not interested in.
我們常常猶豫不決，不愿意跳出安逸的現(xiàn)狀沟娱，于是依然做著自己厭煩的工作氛驮。如果不去冒險(xiǎn)改變現(xiàn)在的生活，我們只能埋沒在自己并不感興趣的工作中济似。
Dreamed too much but took little action
好高騖遠(yuǎn)矫废，眼高手低
Now…此時(shí)…...
You: I dream of having a car.
你：我的夢(mèng)想就是有一輛車。
In 10 years…十年后…...
You: I dream of having a car…
你：我的夢(mèng)想還是有一輛車砰蠢。（你倒是蠻專一的蓖扑。）
If you don't take any steps to make your desires come true, everything will remain just a fantasy. If you wait for the perfect conditions for all your life, you may never have a chance.
如果你不行動(dòng)起來(lái)讓夢(mèng)想成真，一切都只會(huì)是幻想台舱。如果你只想等到一切就緒再行動(dòng)律杠，那么結(jié)果就是一事無(wú)成。
趁陽(yáng)光正好竞惋，微風(fēng)不噪柜去，而我們現(xiàn)在還年輕，一切都來(lái)得及之前拆宛，趕緊充實(shí)自己嗓奢，多珍惜和親人相處的時(shí)光吧！
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