1.教室 閱讀課
學(xué)生拿著ipad泡徙,雙手捧著讀著電子書(shū)突梦,還有些支著腦袋在聽(tīng)有聲書(shū)霎苗。
這時(shí)Simba(辛巴)跑過(guò)來(lái)說(shuō):“Mr. Craig(克雷格), the button does not work.(這個(gè)按鈕用不了了)”
"which button?(哪個(gè)循狰?)"
"It becomes so big. I cannot zoom in.(頁(yè)面變得好大咧擂,縮小不了了)"
我接過(guò)ipad嘗試了半天逞盆,果然不行,而且相反頁(yè)面變得越來(lái)越大了松申。
辛巴情不自禁地說(shuō)了一句:“這ipad是瘋了嗎云芦?”
I repied, "yeah, it's so weird. It may go crazy.(我也跟著說(shuō)——是呀俯逾,好詭異,可能真瘋了吧舅逸。)"
當(dāng)時(shí)桌肴,居然沒(méi)發(fā)現(xiàn)他說(shuō)中文了!等下課才反應(yīng)過(guò)來(lái)琉历。坠七。。
2.操場(chǎng) 課間休息
記得我小時(shí)候旗笔,校園會(huì)流行一些學(xué)生編的順口溜彪置,有的是說(shuō)學(xué)校的,有的是說(shuō)老師的蝇恶,還有說(shuō)學(xué)習(xí)的拳魁,比如這首——
一年級(jí)的開(kāi)飛機(jī),二年級(jí)的扔炸彈撮弧,炸死三年級(jí)的大混蛋潘懊,四年級(jí)的哭,五年級(jí)的看贿衍,氣得校長(zhǎng)打圈轉(zhuǎn)卦尊。
原來(lái)現(xiàn)在的學(xué)生也一樣喜歡這么做呀,前幾天剛聽(tīng)到Toby天天唱這首順口溜——
今天的陽(yáng)光燦爛燦爛舌厨,我們的學(xué)校破爛破爛岂却,老師考你1+1,你說(shuō)老師0.5裙椭,老師氣得要跳舞躏哩,你在旁邊喊加油,老師摔了一個(gè)狗啃泥揉燃。
這幾天扫尺,在班里,在會(huì)說(shuō)中文的小孩子間都快傳遍了炊汤。幸好他們還不敢太明目張膽正驻,否則我都不知道該怎么翻譯給老師聽(tīng)。抢腐。姑曙。
3. 音樂(lè)室 唱歌
上段時(shí)間,也聽(tīng)到一首搞笑的英文歌(A funny English song)迈倍,音樂(lè)老師一邊跳一邊領(lǐng)唱伤靠,學(xué)生也一邊唱一邊跳一邊笑。
Hello, my name is Joe and I work in a button factory.
I have a house, a dog and a family.
One day, my boss said to me, "hey Joe, are you busy?" ~I said, "No".(此處唱時(shí)和上一句連接在一起)
He said “turn the button with your left hand.”
我們開(kāi)始一邊跳著舞啼染,一邊不停地向前揮動(dòng)左手宴合,就像是在按動(dòng)按鈕焕梅。
Hello, my name is Joe and I work in a button factory.
I have a house, a dog and a family.
One day, my boss said to me, "hey Joe, are you busy?" ~I said, "No".
He said “turn the button with your right hand.”
我們開(kāi)始一邊跳舞,一邊不停地向前揮動(dòng)左右手卦洽,仿佛在用左右手按按鈕贞言。
Repeat like above.(同上文重復(fù)唱)
He said “turn the button with your left foot.”
我們開(kāi)始一邊跳舞,一邊不停地向前揮動(dòng)左腳阀蒂,仿佛在用左腳按按鈕蜗字。
Repeat like above.(同上文重復(fù)唱)
He said “turn the button with your right foot.”
我們開(kāi)始一邊跳舞,一邊向前揮動(dòng)右右手腳脂新,仿佛在用四肢按按鈕挪捕,Josh(喬希)已經(jīng)站不穩(wěn)摔倒了,坐在地毯上就還笑個(gè)不停争便,結(jié)果又笑倒了Sean(肖恩).
Repeat like above.(同上文重復(fù)唱)
He said “turn the button with your head.”
于是级零,除了不停揮動(dòng)四肢,還要不停地上下抬頭低頭滞乙,抬頭低頭奏纪。果然不出所料,已經(jīng)晃倒好幾個(gè)了斩启。
Repeat like above.(同上文)
He said “turn the button with your butt(屁股).”
音樂(lè)老師剛左右扭動(dòng)了幾下屁股序调,幾乎所有的學(xué)生都笑趴下了。
Hello, my name is Joe and I work in a button factory.
I have a house, a dog, and a family.
One day, my boss said to me, "hey Joe, are you busy?"
I said, "Yes!"
這時(shí)候兔簇,幾乎所有人都異口同聲地喊——Yes.老師看著學(xué)生們東倒西歪的樣子发绢,也掐著腰笑了起來(lái)。
結(jié)果就是我被洗腦了垄琐,在帶學(xué)生去football pitch(足球場(chǎng))上體育課的路上边酒,我一直在和幾個(gè)學(xué)生大合唱——Hello, my name is Joe and I work in a button factory.
I have a house, a dog, and a family~
寫(xiě)在后面的話(huà)——
有趣的人總喜歡處處制造趣味,千萬(wàn)別處處找沒(méi)趣哦狸窘。