In China, a word is popular recently among engineers---the Buddha .
Let's see, which part are you in?
????【encounter bug】
Ordinary programmer: time to show my technology!
Buddha Programmer: Okay
Tao programmer: fuck ＝孟蕖次屠！
????【遇到bug】
?普通程序員:又到了展現(xiàn)真正技術的時刻!
?佛系程序員:行吧
?道系程序員:媽賣批
????【encounter new requirements】
Ordinary programmer: good question!
Buddha Programmer: Okay
Tao programmer: you can you up! ５诹贰沉唠！
????【遇到新需求】
?普通程序員:提到好!
?佛系程序員:行
?道系程序員:you can you up!
????【encounter requirement changes】
Ordinary programmer: Good products needs to continue polishing, praise!
Buddha Programmer: You are the boss
Tao programmer: You don't have a fuck to think about it again?
????【遇到改需求】
?普通程序員:好產品就是需要不斷打磨!贊!
?佛系程序員:你說了算
?道系程序員:你他媽就不能想好再提?
????【temporary work overtime】
Ordinary programmer: :struggle for Code all my life!!
Buddha Programmer:Done
Tao programmer:kick your asshole
????【遇到臨時加班】
?普通程序員:為代碼事業(yè)奮斗終生!
?佛系程序員:行吧
?道系程序員:老子上去就是一jio
????【pay raise】
Ordinary programmer: Thanks for team clutivating!
Buddha Programmer:Done
Tao programmer:fuck for? such a little bit raise
????【遇到漲工資】
?普通程序員:是team的培養(yǎng)我才有了今天,thank u all
?佛系程序員:不錯
?道系程序員:漲這么一點呸
????【buy clothes】
Different colors of the coat represent different takeout food companies
Ordinary programmer: grey jacket nice or black jacket?
Buddha Programmer：not cold, comfortable
Tao programmer:do you roll with egg slave, yo~ uniqlo
????【買衣服】
?普通程序員:是灰色的沖鋒衣好看還是黑色的沖鋒衣好看?
?佛系程序員:不冷,舒服
?道系程序員:做蛋奴,伴你擼,yo~衣庫
????【to the salon】
the rest hair of people compared ordinary subway station with zhongguancun subway station
Ordinary programmer::i go bald胡野， become stronger too
Buddha Programmer：remaining hair, cut on the line
Tao programmer:Is there? a hair style can look like a little more?
????【去理發(fā)】
?普通程序員:我變禿了,也變強了
?佛系程序員:剩余的頭發(fā),剪短點就行
?道系程序員:有沒有發(fā)型能看起來頭發(fā)多一點?
????【when female programmer asks for help】
Ordinary programmer::It is so simple ,you do not deserve the programmer!
Buddha Programmer：:i give you after finished!
Tao programmer: Taught you in my home at night?
????【遇到美女程序員求助】
?普通程序員:這么簡單你都不會你不配做程序員!
?佛系程序員:我做完給你
?道系程序員:晚上去我家手把手教你
????【meet the girl】
Ordinary programmer::I will help her to write a small program for free if? she should take the initiative about me
Buddha Programmer：hey,Serendipity
Tao programmer: what is the name of our future babies?
????【遇到心儀的女孩】
?普通程序員:她要主動約我我就免費幫她寫個小程序
?佛系程序員:哎,緣分天注定
?道系程序員:我們的孩子叫什么名好呢?
????【meet girlfriend spoiled】
Ordinary programmer:Out of the way! don't interrupt my coding
Buddha Programmer：I have a girlfriend?
Tao programmer: OK, my bank card password is &^&*%^
????【遇到女朋友撒嬌】
?普通程序員: 讓開!別妨礙我寫代碼
?佛系程序員: 我竟然有女朋友?
?道系程序員: 行吧,我的銀行卡密碼是&^&*%^
