Q:What' the best thing come out of UK?
A:?BBC, The Beatles,?sarcasm, seductive accents, full English breakfast - it even has its own facebook page,Bacon sandwiches - the single biggest reason why most vegetarians lapse!! ?oh, and U.S.
?Q:? What' s the worst thing about being a British?
? A:The endless moaning. And apologising. And you know when you're in a restaurant and the food's disappointing, and the waiter comes and asks if everything's okay, and you say "Yes, lovely, thank you." because you don't want to hurt his feelings? That.
?? A: I don't feel well, but I don't want to disturb my doctor.
?If standing politely in line was an Olympic sport, we'd win gold. Every time.
"You got a light?" "I'm sorry, I don't smoke. *looks embarrassed*" Every damn time.
Someone walks into me...I apologise.
