S09 E01

(Ferry whistled)

- Damn it, Fill, Knock it off!

- Copy that.


You are not going to ask me "what time is lunch" every day through a talkie-walkie.


- We have these lamps at home. We have boat lamps.

- I know, it's so validating. It's like that time we saw our can openers in the dog-food commercial.


the first total eclipse in 99 years.


You know, growing up in farms, I always fantasized about lake life.


I just never dreams I would marry into a lake family.

The doctor says absolutely no sun while I'm on these antibiotics.


If it's anything short of death, I think you should risk it.


- How do you take your eggs?

- Like god made them.


He's trying to reinvent himself for college. He's going for a strong, silent type.


That pretentious half-Brit that refers to closets as "wardrobes?"


Son of gun.


Just because he bugs you.


- Does anyone know if these pancakes are gluten-free?

- I can't listen to you talk about gluten anymore or month guards or airborne allergens or any of your other weird afflictions.


What are you guys up to today?


You all act like you have never seen a caftan before. I just needed full breathable coverage today.


Groovy Guppies. I'm gonna binge watching the last season.


Don' t get anything too garish.


We were thinking maybe a hike? a little flora? fauna??


The rental guy gave us the pamphlet.


4:00 TBC

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