本文由尤慕譯自quora: How can I thoroughly screw up my life?
- Go to school and get good grades.(接受學(xué)校教育匪燕，爭取好成績)
- Enroll at a university on a program that is "in demand", completely avoiding the things you really want to do because you can't make money doing those things.(按照要求考入大學(xué)，全面的逃避自己真正想做的事拦焚，因?yàn)楹笳卟荒転槟銕斫疱X上的收入)
- Get a job and work your up the corporate ladder for 40 years until you become so old that you have to retire.(得到一份工作，不停地往上爬個(gè)40年直到你老到要退休為止)
- Drink alcohol every day to help you endure your corporate job.(為了忍受這份工作蛤铜，每天喝酒)
- Use your retirement fund to maintain your alcohol habit.(利用退休金來維持喝酒的習(xí)慣)
- Get poor, move into a retirement home or a homeless shelter, and die there.(變窮官研，搬進(jìn)養(yǎng)老院伶唯，死在那里)
It may not seem so dramatic because its the "default path" but surely, the most effective way to fuck up your life is to avoid living it.(這也許不那么悲劇因?yàn)檫@是多數(shù)人的默認(rèn)要走的路觉既，但可以確定的是，搞糟生活最有效的方式是不要生活）
