Lesson89：A slip of the tongue
Who made the only funny joke that evening and why?
People will do anything to see a free show -- even if it is a bad one. When the news got round that a comedy show would be presented at our local cinema by the P. and U. Bird Seed Company, we all rushed to see it. We had to queue for hours to get in and there must have been several hundred people present just before the show began. Unfortunately, the show was one of the dullest we have ever seen. Those who failed to get in need not have felt disappointed, as many of the artistes who should have appeared did not come. The only funny things we heard that evening came from the advertiser at the beginning of the programme. He was obviously very nervous and for some minutes stood awkwardly before the microphone. As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone burst out laughing. We all know what the poor man should have said, but what he actually said was: 'This is the Poo and Ee Seed Bird Company. Good ladies, evening and gentlemen!"
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任務(wù)配置：L0+L1+L4
知識筆記：
生詞：
slip?英?/sl?p/ ??vi. 滑動；滑倒岛马；犯錯；失足；減退 vt. 使滑動鹉戚；滑過副签；擺脫焚虱；塞入；閃開 n. 滑析苫，滑倒；片穿扳，紙片衩侥；錯誤；下跌矛物；事故 adj. 滑動的顿乒；有活結(jié)的；活絡(luò)的 abbr. 串行線路接口協(xié)議泽谨，是舊式的協(xié)議（Serial Line Interface Protocol）
tongue?英?/t??/ ?n. 舌頭璧榄；語言 vt. 舔；斥責(zé)吧雹；用舌吹 vi. 說話骨杂；吹管樂器
comedy?英?/'k?m?d?/?n. 喜劇雄卷；喜劇性搓蚪；有趣的事情
queue?英?/kju?/ ??n. 隊(duì)列；長隊(duì)丁鹉；辮子 vi. 排隊(duì)妒潭；排隊(duì)等候 vt. 將…梳成辮子；使…排隊(duì)
dull?英?/d?l/ ?adj. 鈍的揣钦；遲鈍的雳灾；無趣的；呆滯的冯凹；陰暗的 vt. 使遲鈍谎亩；使陰暗；緩和 vi. 減少；變遲鈍
awkwardly?英?/'?:kw?:dli/ ?adv. 笨拙地匈庭；無技巧地
burst?英?/b??st/ ?vi. 爆發(fā)夫凸，突發(fā)；爆炸 vt. 爆發(fā)阱持，突發(fā)夭拌；爆炸 n. 爆發(fā)，突發(fā)衷咽；爆炸
present ?英?/pr??zent;(for n.)?preznt/ ?vt. 提出啼止；介紹；呈現(xiàn)兵罢；贈送 vi. 舉槍瞄準(zhǔn) adj. 現(xiàn)在的献烦；出席的 n. 現(xiàn)在；禮物卖词；瞄準(zhǔn)
發(fā)音：
前元音?.[e]
舌位：舌尖抵下齒巩那，舌中部向硬腭抬起
口型：口形扁平，但是比[i:]此蜈、[i]張得大
氣流從口腔泄出即横，聲帶振動
注意：上下齒尖能容納一根食指的寬度
We had to queue for hours to get in and there must have been several hundred people present just before the show began.?
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