精明，見錢眼開的Grunkle Stan
*I?spared every expense.I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates.
*Wendy ,mark upthe price, higher the better! Bleed them dry.
It's likewhen you look attouristsall you see are?wallets with legs.
*Look kid, you don't make money by giving stuff away, you?are off ofregister duty.
*"Please"?nevermade me any money,kid,In fact, just?saying the word?is?giving me a burning sensation.
管理之道
*-You have all these dumb fake exhibits?in the shack. Meanwhile,I've seen actual amazing things?in the forest?every day.What if?you hunted down a real attraction?instead ?of?lying to people for a living .And you should be nicer to your employees ,too
-Look you Guys got a problem with how I run the shack.Take it up with complaints department.
-Hey ,all the great leaders throw themselves extravagant parties .Hussien ,Gaddafi ,Kim Jongil .We all took a page from Hitler's playbook."Self-aggradizement" is how we reinforce our dominance.
*爭論/打賭
-Did you seriously tell soon not to follow his hopes and dreams.because he couldn't handle it?
-Look,kid,let me break it down for you.Being boss is about commanding respect.If you give people everything they ask for, they'll walk all over ya.
-No way,I bet you'd make way?more money being nice?than?being a big grumpy grump to everyone all the time.
-I'm a wagering man.You run the shack, and I'll go vacation.If you?made more money than me,I guess it means you're right about the way?I run my business,But if you lose, you gotta?wear this"loser"shirt all summer.
-Are those shoulder pads?
-It's just one of many?up-to-date managerial tricks?I learned from this book I found propping up the kitchen table.?I want you to head into....( the forest )and?don't?come back?until you've'.... (found an amazing attraction).
-I have no idea how hard it was being a boss.This place was cuckoo bananas until I started barking orders at people like you.
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This is really high-stake mission.And I'm little worried about sons coming along on this one.I love the guy, sometimes he...messes stuff up.
Let him down easy.
老板與員工
*....That's why I think I'd make a good lifeguard assistant .
-But this isn't an easy job.It's anarchy out there.
*You are on thin ice.You wanna keep this job?
well, some manic broke into the supply closet last night and destroyed our one and only pool skimmer! If one more supply?gets taken.You're fired.
I won't let you down.
Woody?put on?his lookout?duty?in the fire tower 20 years ago, and forgot to relieve him.
So he spent 2 decades by himself in a small tower?
He's lucking he didn't?go nuts.
Luckily,I here to take this mess off your hands.收拾爛攤子.I need all of your floppy disks.
Uh,everything about this case is contained on this derive.
He's totally?exploiting?us just to?cut the budget.We have no health insurance, no pension退休金,and this is the worst employee break room.
22 hours a day! What a work ethic! well, your life probably sucks, but at least you're loaded, right?像墻上了膛
Woody ,as you know,I'm representative for rangers here.And we have some demands we'd like met.
demands?--suggestions?--negotiate……
You know what I really hate? When you are in your groove ,angering it upland than boom, you got interrupted by having to take a lunch break.
This is?unacceptable?,and we are not going to?put up with?this.
This is ridiculous, he can't outsource park ranger to India.
Thanks to outsourcing, B's budget?is back in the black.check it out,look at all the money we saved.
Not you skinnytits .There's a million just like you.I'm talking about her.My whole career,I've been looking for an act so unconventional that it will shake up the industry.I'm going to make you a star.
客服矮湘，退款
Hi,I've got a real problem here.My campsite is littered with half-eaten goats.
Sorry,I guess you didn't know that I wasn't;t finished speaking.I'd like my 10 camping fee back.
-No problem,I'll just?run your credit card down.Should?show up your statement?at the end of the month.
installment 分期付款
*sure,I wish I could travel, but it's just not feasible in this economy.
Do I love Internal Affairs Sassy Malone whose primary character traits are that she hates bra and loves cold rooms?
Not especially ,It feels gratuitous and male-gazey.but It pays for my expensive habit of having a mortgage in Southern California.
Think I'm gonna play golf this weekend to celebrate the windfall.意外之財
*You need an amiable?sidekicks?with a pickup trucks.
*I found out lifeguards?get free snack privileges.
*-Sorry,dude,today's been stressful, I need some levity.
-Oh thank godness,it was out of batteries.
-Things just got pretty heavy, maybe we should all just likechill?for a minute.
Woody?put on?his lookout?duty?in the fire tower 20 years ago, and forgot to relieve him.
So he spent 2 decades by himself in a small tower?
He's lucking he didn't?go nuts.
