?I can’t believe she’s on a date with me! I’m so lucky! I must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at the top of my lungs, ” I’m the luckiest dude in the world! ” Oh, shut up! Don’t be such a dumb ass. She’s so hot. Wait, I can’t say that. That’s sexist. She’s so hot, She’s making me sexist. Oh my god! I’m such a tool. Okay, get it together. Uhh, she’s eating salad. Oh right, I have a salad. Oh, crap! Which fork do I use? Dammit! She’s going to think I’m a moron. What the hell are all these forks for? Which one did she use? Okay, chill... be cool, be cool. Just take a fork... eat your salad...

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①I can’t believe she’s on a date with me! I’m so lucky! I must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at the top of my lungs, ” I’m the luckiest dude in the world! ”

②哦偏灿，閉嘴，別像個傻瓜砌些。Oh, shut up! Don’t be such a dumb ass.

③她太辣了，等下，我在說什么厌杜。She’s so hot. Wait, I can’t say that.

④她是最性感的榕栏，她太辣了，很撩人胯陋。That’s sexist. She’s so hot, She’s making me sexist.

⑤哦蕊温，天啊，我不能這么說遏乔。Oh my god! I’m such a tool.

⑥好的义矛，集中精神哦。嗯盟萨，她在吃沙拉凉翻。Okay, get it together. Uhh, she’s eating salad.

⑦哦，對了捻激，我也有沙拉噪矛。Oh right, I have a salad.

⑧哦，糟糕铺罢，我要用哪一個叉子艇挨？Oh, crap! Which fork do I use?

⑨該死，她一定會認為我是個白癡韭赘。Dammit! She’s going to think I’m a moron.

⑩What the hell are all these forks for? Which one did she use?

Okay, chill... be cool, be cool. Just take a fork... eat your salad...

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?另一段說出口來的心里話：

Hmm... okay, here’s the thing. I’ve always seen you as more than just a friend, and I can’t take it any more. I know you better than anyone, I know the pros and cons of your personality, I even know what side of the bed is yours! I think we would be great together, don’t you?

拆開來讀：

①Hmm... okay, here’s the thing. I’ve always seen you as more than just a friend, and I can’t take it any more. 我一直認為，你不僅僅是一個朋友袖牙，我不想再這樣下去侧巨。

②I know you better than anyone, I know the pros and cons of your personality, I even know what side of the bed is yours!我知道你比任何人都優(yōu)秀，了解你的雙面性格（了解你的優(yōu)缺點）鞭达，甚至知道你會睡在床的哪一邊司忱。

③ I think we would be great together, don’t you?我想我們在一起會很棒皇忿，你覺得呢？

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