一個(gè)只跟不愛(ài)的人上床饰躲，絕不和愛(ài)人上床的時(shí)尚雜志攝影助理滥比，一個(gè)在海灘被人發(fā)掘亚脆，言語(yǔ)羞澀的年輕攝影師，一個(gè)相信瞬間就可以預(yù)感真愛(ài)的同性戀盲泛。還有關(guān)于愛(ài)情和屁的神奇理論濒持！哈哈大笑之后，我意識(shí)到寺滚，love is really a choice.
1.Relationships are best measured by farting."
? " Excuse me?"
? " The stages of a relationship can be defined by farting. Stage 1 is the conspiracy of silence. This is fantasy period where both parties pretend that they have no bodily waste. This illusion is very quickly shatterd by that first shy "ooh,did you fart?"followed by the sheepish admission of truth. This heralds a period of deeper intimacy.A period I like to call the 'fart honeymoon' where parties find each other`s gas just the cutest thing in the world. But of course no honeymoon can last forever.And so we reach the critical fork in the fart.Either the fart lose its power to amuse and embarrass,thereby signifying true love or else,it begins to annoy and disgust,thereby symbolizing all that is blocked and rancid in the formerly beloved..."
2." Love is not always a lightning bolt,but maybe just a choice, u know? Maybe sometime it`s just a choice."
? "Maybe true love is a decision.U know a decision to take a chance with sb, to give to sb,without worrying whether they`ll give anything back or if they are gonna hurt u,or if they really are the one.Maybe love isn`t sth that happens to u.Maybe it`s sth that u have to choose."
3.True love is a process,not an event.
