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至尊寶把重傷的紫霞抱在懷里∨杈“我的意中人是個蓋……”還未說完紫霞就死去牡直。痛失摯愛的孫悟空傷心不已，耳邊響起觀音大士的話：
孫悟空贸辈，我要再提醒你一次,金箍戴上之后你再也不是個凡人,從此人世間的情欲不能再沾半點释树。如果動心這個金箍就會在你頭上越收越緊,苦不堪言!
“還好我戴上了金箍，原來她的意中人是個gay擎淤∩萆叮”
2
“說好了一輩子就是一輩子,少一天，少一個時辰嘴拢，少一分桩盲，少一秒，都不算一輩子席吴≌ぃ”
“那現(xiàn)在呢？”小樓瞇著眼問抢腐。
“現(xiàn)在姑曙？當(dāng)然算一輩子了÷醣叮”
“蓋好伤靠，別著涼√淙荆”
蝶衣嬌羞地把頭埋入他的懷中宴合。
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“for you，a thousand times?over.”
“one more time迹鹅？”
“no卦洽，it’s over it.”
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Rose：no，Jack斜棚，I am engaged,I love carl.
Jack: you jump,I jump,remember?
Rose：ok阀蒂！
Rose died.
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Léon:Mathilda...Don't?you?ever?do?that?again or I will break your head...you got that?
Mathilda：Okay.
Léon：I don't work like that. It's not professional...There is rules.
Mathilda：Okay.
Léon：And stop saying"okay" all the time! Okay??!!!
Mathilda：Okay.
說明：
本文并無惡意弟蚀，作者亦鐘意Leslie多年，為免誤會义钉，特此說明昧绣。
