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手帳·英語(yǔ)·讀書(shū)
1
Top 4 wishes:
To earn money without working.
To be smart without studying.
To love without being hurt.
To eat without getting fat.
四個(gè)最想實(shí)現(xiàn)的愿望：
不勞而獲;
不學(xué)無(wú)術(shù);
相愛(ài)無(wú)傷;
狂吃不胖。
2
Whatever you do always give 100%!
Unless you're donating blood.
做事情就要做到百分之百!
除非你是在獻(xiàn)血鲤桥。揍拆。。
3
This is Sahara toilet, the biggest toilet in the world.
這是撒哈拉大廁所茶凳，世界上最大的廁所噢～
4
Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute.
身為企鵝最可悲的一點(diǎn)也許是嫂拴，
一場(chǎng)激烈的爭(zhēng)吵后，
你邁著堅(jiān)毅的步伐憤然離開(kāi)贮喧，
而在別人眼中卻是一個(gè)搖搖擺擺賣(mài)萌的小可愛(ài)筒狠。
5
I just feel so irrelephant...
我就是覺(jué)得自己風(fēng)馬牛不象及。箱沦。辩恼。
【梗】單詞發(fā)音相似雙關(guān)梗
elephant
[??l?f?nt] n.大象
irrelevant
[??r?l?v?nt] adj.不相干的;
relevant
[?r?l?v?nt] adj.相關(guān)聯(lián)的;
6
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next."
So, I started doing the same thing to them at funeral.
老人們喜歡在婚禮上戳戳我，并對(duì)我說(shuō)：“下一個(gè)就是你啦灶伊〗埃”
所以我開(kāi)始在葬禮上以牙還牙。
7
Of course I am in shape!
Round is a shape.
我當(dāng)然很有型聘萨！
胖也是一種形嘛竹椒。
8
Strength is the ability to break chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and eat just one of those pieces.
真正的勇士，就是可以徒手將巧克力掰成四瓣米辐，卻只吃其中一塊胸完。
9
Afraid to die alone?
Become a bus driver.
害怕一個(gè)人孤單地死去?
公交車(chē)司機(jī)是你的不二選擇。
10
I’m not getting older.
I’m just becoming a classic.
我不是一天天變老儡循，
只是越變?cè)浇?jīng)典舶吗。
11
The moon can’t be a Jedi knight because of its dark side.
月亮無(wú)法成為一名絕地武士是因?yàn)樗年幇得妗?/p>
12
Can deaf people tell a difference between a yawn and a scream?
聾人能分辨出哈欠和尖叫的區(qū)別嗎?
13
I think the guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide. Then he saw himself in the mirror and thought... “What, this look nice.”-Steve Stifler
我認(rèn)為發(fā)明領(lǐng)帶的人其實(shí)打算自殺征冷，然后他在鏡子里看見(jiàn)了自己的樣子择膝，于是想到“等一下，這個(gè)看起來(lái)不錯(cuò)检激‰茸剑”——史蒂夫·斯蒂夫勒
14
Cats through the ages.
時(shí)間恒久遠(yuǎn)，貓咪永流傳叔收。
15
Are you crying?
No, I’m having an allergic reaction.
To what?
To life.
你在哭嗎?
沒(méi)有齿穗，我只是過(guò)敏了。
對(duì)什么過(guò)敏?
人生饺律。
16
Tell someone they can do anything and they won’t know what to do.
Tell someone what they can’t do and they’ll know exactly what they want to.
Humans...
對(duì)他們說(shuō)窃页，他們可以做任何事，
他們會(huì)不知道自己該做什么复濒。
告訴他們脖卖，他們不能做什么事，
他們馬上就知道自己想要做什么了巧颈。
唉畦木，人啊……
17
I fail to understand the “good” part of “good morning”.
我就不明白了，“早上好”到底好在哪里砸泛。
18
I don’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
哥努力攀到食物鏈的頂端十籍，
可不是為了吃素的。
19
If I had 24 hours to live...
Ah, fuck it. I’d probably just sit and eat chicken from a bucket.
如果生命只剩下最后24小時(shí)唇礁，
管他呢!
我只想一邊坐著一邊不停地吃全家桶!
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LingvistovLingvistov creates illustrated stories about everyday life as we know it: importance of delicious food, appeal of a good afternoon nap and our justified obsession with cats. Motto - make people laugh!
手帳·英語(yǔ)·讀書(shū)
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