The door led right into a large kitchen, which was full of smoke from one end to the other: the Duchess was sitting on a three-legged stool (凳子) in the middle, nursing (看護) a baby; the cook was leaning over the fire, stirring (攪拌) a large cauldron (鍋) which seemed to be full of soup.
"There's certainly too much pepper in that soup!" Alice said to herself, as well as she could for sneezing (打噴嚏).
There was certainly too much of it in the air. Even the Duchess sneezed occasionally (偶爾)； and as for the baby, it was sneezing and howling (嚎哭) alternately (交替地) without a moment's pause.
The only things in the kitchen that did not sneeze, were the cook, and a large cat which was sitting on the hearth (灶臺) and grinning (露齒笑) from ear to ear.
"Please would you tell me," said Alice, a little timidly, for she was not quite sure whether it was good manners for her to speak first, "why your cat grins like that?"
"It's a Cheshire cat," said the Duchess, "and that's why. Pig!"
She said the last word with such sudden violence that Alice quite jumped; but she saw in another moment that it was addressed to the baby, and not to her, so she took courage, and went on again:--
"I didn't know that Cheshire cats always grinned; in fact, I didn't know that cats could grin."
"They all can," said the Duchess; "and most of 'em do."
"I don't know of any that do," Alice said very politely, feeling quite pleased to have got into a conversation.
"You don't know much," said the Duchess; "and that's a fact."
Alice did not at all like the tone of this remark, and thought it would be as well to introduce some other subject of conversation. While she was trying to fix on one, the cook took the cauldron of soup off the fire, and at once set to work throwing (扔) everything within her reach at the Duchess and the baby--the fire-irons (火鉤子) came first; then followed a shower of saucepans (燉鍋), plates, and dishes.
The Duchess took no notice of them even when they hit her; and the baby was howling so much already, that it was quite impossible to say whether the blows hurt it or not.
"Oh, please mind what you're doing!" cried Alice, jumping up and down in an agony (苦惱) of terror. "Oh, there goes his precious nose"; as an unusually large saucepan flew close by it, and very nearly carried it off.
"If everybody minded their own business," the Duchess said in a hoarse growl (咆哮), "the world would go round a deal faster than it does."
"Which would not be an advantage," said Alice, who felt very glad to get an opportunity of showing off a little of her knowledge. "Just think of what work it would make with the day and night! You see the earth takes twenty-four hours to turn round on its axis (軸)--"
"Talking of axes," said the Duchess, "chop off her head!"
Alice glanced rather anxiously at the cook, to see if she meant to take the hint; but the cook was busily stirring the soup, and seemed not to be listening, so she went on again: "Twenty-four hours, I think; or is it twelve? I--"
"Oh, don't bother me," said the Duchess; "I never could abide (忍受) figures!" And with that she began nursing her child again, singing a sort of lullaby (搖籃曲暂雹；催眠曲) to it as she did so, and giving it a violent shake at the end of every line:
"Speak roughly to your little boy,
And beat him when he sneezes:
He only does it to annoy (惹惱),
Because he knows it teases."
Chorus.
(In which the cook and the baby joined):--
"Wow! wow! wow!"
While the Duchess sang the second verse of the song, she kept tossing (搖蕩) the baby violently up and down, and the poor little thing howled so, that Alice could hardly hear the words:--
"I speak severely to my boy,
I beat him when he sneezes;
For he can thoroughly enjoy
The pepper when he pleases!"
Chorus.
"Wow! wow! wow!"
"Here! you may nurse it a bit, if you like!" the Duchess said to Alice, flinging (拋) the baby at her as she spoke. "I must go and get ready to play croquet with the Queen," and she hurried out of the room. The cook threw a frying-pan after her as she went out, but it just missed her.
Alice caught the baby with some difficulty, as it was a queer shaped little creature, and held out its arms and legs in all directions, "just like a star-fish (海星)," thought Alice.
The poor little thing was snorting (噴出蒸汽聲) like a steam-engine when she caught it, and kept doubling itself up and straightening itself out again, so that altogether, for the first minute or two, it was as much as she could do to hold it.
As soon as she had made out the proper way of nursing it, (which was to twist it up into a sort of knot (結), and then keep tight hold of its right ear and left foot, so as to prevent its undoing itself,) she carried it out into the open air.
"If I don't take this child away with me," thought Alice, "they're sure to kill it in a day or two: wouldn't it be murder to leave it behind?" She said the last words out loud, and the little thing grunted (作呼嚕聲) in reply (it had left off sneezing by this time). "Don't grunt," said Alice; "that's not at all a proper way of expressing yourself."
The baby grunted again, and Alice looked very anxiously into its face to see what was the matter with it.
There could be no doubt that it had a very turn-up nose, much more like a snout (豬嘴) than a real nose; also its eyes were getting extremely small for a baby: altogether Alice did not like the look of the thing at all. "But perhaps it was only sobbing (哭泣)," she thought, and looked into its eyes again, to see if there were any tears.
No, there were no tears. "If you're going to turn into a pig, my dear," said Alice, seriously, "I'll have nothing more to do with you. Mind now!" The poor little thing sobbed again (or grunted, it was impossible to say which), and they went on for some while in silence.
Alice was just beginning to think to herself, "Now, what am I to do with this creature when I get it home?" when it grunted again, so violently, that she looked down into its face in some alarm.
This time there could be no mistake about it: it was neither more nor less than a pig, and she felt that it would be quite absurd (荒謬的) for her to carry it further.
So she set the little creature down, and felt quite relieved to see it trot (小跑) away quietly into the wood. "If it had grown up," she said to herself, "it would have made a dreadfully ugly child: but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think."
And she began thinking over other children she knew, who might do very well as pigs, and was just saying to herself, "if one only knew the right way to change them--" when she was a little startled by seeing the Cheshire Cat sitting on a bough (大樹枝) of a tree a few yards off.
The Cat only grinned when it saw Alice. It looked good natured, she thought: still it had very long claws and a great many teeth, so she felt that it ought to be treated with respect. "Cheshire Puss (貓咪)," she began, rather timidly, as she did not at all know whether it would like the name: however, it only grinned a little wider.
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"Come, it's pleased so far," thought Alice, and she went on. "Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where--" said Alice.
"Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
"--so long as I get somewhere," Alice added as an explanation (解釋).
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"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."
Alice felt that this could not be denied, so she tried another question. "What sort of people live about here?"
"In that direction," the Cat said, waving its right paw round, "lives a Hatter (帽匠): and in that direction," waving the other paw, "lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
