老爸老媽浪漫史How I Met Your Mother第1季第2集臺詞

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OK, where was I? OK校摩,我們說到哪兒了?
You were telling us how you met mom 你在跟我們說你和媽媽是怎么認(rèn)識的
and that excruciating detail. 而且真是折騰人的細(xì)節(jié)化
Right. So back in 2005 when I was 27 沒錯肾档,要回溯到2005年,我還是27歲的時候
my two best friends got engaged. 我最好的兩個朋友訂婚了
And that got me thinking. Maybe I should get married. 這觸動了我,也許我也該結(jié)婚了
And then I saw Robin. 這時我看見了Robin
She was incredible. 她真是太美了
I just knew I had to meet her. 我打心底里想要認(rèn)識她
That's where your uncle Barney came in. 于是你們的Barney叔叔出現(xiàn)了
I suggest we play a little game I'd like to call 我提議玩一個游戲,我愿意稱之為……
'have you met Ted?' “你見過Ted沒有”
No, we are not playing 'have you met Ted.' 什么上忍,不骤肛,我們不玩這游戲
Hi, have you met Ted? 嗨,你見過Ted沒有窍蓝?
So I asked her out. 接著我們約會了
And I know that sounds crazy, 我知道這聽起來有點瘋狂……
but just after one date, I was in love with her. 但只經(jīng)過了一次約會abc我就愛上她了
which made me say something stupid. 也讓我說了一句不該說的話……
I think I'm in love with you. 我想我愛上你了
What? 什么腋颠?
Oh, dad! 哦,老爸……
So then, what happened? 然后怎么樣了吓笙?
Nothing. 什么也沒發(fā)生
I mean, I'd made a complete fool of myself. 我是說淑玫,我那一次實在太笨了
So a week went by, and I decided not to call her. 所以那次之后,我決定不再給她打電話了
So you're not going to call her? 這么說你不打算給她打電話了
You went from "I think I'm in love with you" to "I'm not going to call her?" 你從“我想我愛上你了”轉(zhuǎn)變成“我不會給她電話了”面睛?
I wasn't in love with her, OK? 我沒有愛上她好嗎絮蒿?
I was briefly in love with the abstract concept of getting married. 我只是愛上了“結(jié)婚”這個抽象概念
That's absolutely nothing to do with Robin. 這跟Robin沒關(guān)系
-Robin?-Hey! -Robin?-嘿
Look who I ran into! 瞧瞧我碰見誰了
Since when do you guys know each other? 你們倆什么時候認(rèn)識的叁鉴?
Since about here. 大概在這里的時候吧
Lily recognized me from the news in that ... Lily認(rèn)出我是新聞主播了土涝,所以……
Hello, sailor! 悠著點,水手
They've just engaged. 他們剛剛訂婚
I should get back to the station. See you guys! 我該回臺里去了幌墓,回頭見
-Nice to meet you, Ted.-Yeah, you, too. -很高興見到你但壮,Ted-是啊,我也是
-Damn it!-What? -糟糕常侣!-怎么了蜡饵?
I'm in love with her. 我真的愛上她了
No! 不行!
As your sponsor, I will not let you relapse. You blew it. It's over. Move on! 作為你的顧問胳施,我可不想你一錯再錯,你這次搞砸了,故事結(jié)束您没,繼續(xù)前進(jìn)吧
I don't know. I just have this feeling: she's the future Mrs. Ted Mosbie. 我不知道胆绊,我就是有這樣的感覺,她就是未來的Ted Mosbie夫人
Lily, you squeaked? Lily,你剛才尖叫了
She said something about me, didn't she? 她跟你談起我了仆抵,是不是种冬?
Come on! Spill it. 說出來吧镣丑,告訴我!
Fine. 好吧
So, what do you think of Ted? 嗯娱两,你覺得Ted怎么樣莺匠?
Ted's something else. 他是個“例外”
I'm going to spin that is good. 我覺得這是褒義的
Lots of guys are something. I'm something else. 別的男性都常例,而我是“例外”
Comes a little strong. 有些過于主動了
But that's part of my charm. 但……這也算我的魅力吧
But that's part of his charm. 但……這也算他的魅力吧
Oh, totally. I mean, he's sweet, he's charming, he's just 哦十兢,那是當(dāng)然趣竣,我是說,他很體貼摇庙,很有魅力,只是……
looking for something a little bit more serious than I am. 他想要的東西比我想要的更鄭重一些
I mean, the most I can handle now is something casual. 我說遥缕,我現(xiàn)在需要的卫袒,是隨性一點的關(guān)系
This stays between us, right? 這些話你不會外傳的吧?
Are you kidding? This flapper afford knocks. 開什么玩笑单匣,這兩片唇閉得緊緊的
Oops……
She wants casual. OK, I'll be casual. 她想要隨性一點夕凝,好的,我可以很隨性
This flapper afford knocks.
I'm going to be a mushroom cloud of casual. 我現(xiàn)在就是一顆“隨性”號原子彈
You know why? 你知道為什么嗎?
Because it's a game. I want to escape to the end and do the whole happily-ever-after thing. 因為這是個游戲,我是很想直達(dá)最后幸福圓滿的結(jié)局
But you don't get there unless you play the game. 但是你必須先玩游戲過關(guān)户秤,才能有大結(jié)局
So you're going to ask her out? 那么你要約她出來了码秉?
Yeah! No! 是的……不!
I can't ask her out. If I ask her out, I'm asking her out. 我不能約她出來虎忌,因為如果我約她出來,我就是在約她出來了
So how do I ask her out without asking her out? 所以我怎么能約她出來泡徙,而又沒有約她出來呢?
Did you guys get high? 你們幾個家伙是不是抽大煙了膜蠢?
I got it. I don't ask her out. 我有主意了,我們不約會
I invite her to our party next Friday. 我要請她來參加我們下周五的派對
-We're having a party next Friday?-We are now. -我們下周五要開派對莉兰?-剛剛決定的
Casual. “隨性”
Yeah, because nothing is just casual like inviting a hundred people over just to meet on one girl. Oh, and Lily. 是啊挑围,沒有比“找來一百個人開派對,就是為了泡一個mm”更隨性的了糖荒,哦杉辙,Lily……
That's my leg. 那是我的腿
You waited 5 minutes to tell me that? 你過了5分鐘才告訴我蜘矢?
Alright, so call her up. 好的,給她打電話吧
No, calling's not casual. I should get bumped into somewhere. 不舞吭,打電話一點也不“隨性”,我得和她在什么地方偶遇
If only I knew her schedule I could arrange a chance encounter. 真希望我有她行程表,我就能安排一次偶然的邂逅了
That's great, Ted. You'll be the most casual stalker ever. 說得好羡鸥,你就成了最最隨性的跟蹤者了
Now ever since Marshal put that ring on her finger 自從戴上Marshal送的戒指之后……
Lily had been, well, extra affectionate Lily變得有點……嗯……貪心
Baby, no! 寶貝,現(xiàn)在不行……
I have a 25-page paper on constitution. I'll due Monday. I barely started. 我周日要交一篇關(guān)于憲法的25頁的論文,我才剛剛開始寫
I am just sitting here. 我只不過是坐在這兒……
wearing my ring 戴著手上的戒指
my beautiful ring 我漂亮的戒指啊
kinda makes wearing other stuff seem wrong. 讓我身上別的東西有點不對勁了
My shirt. Kinda don't want to wear my shirt anymore. 我的襯衫……我不想再穿了
or my underwear. 或者……我的內(nèi)衣
That's right. I'm not wearing any. 哦衷旅,對了芜茵,我沒穿內(nèi)衣
-No underwear.-Not even slightly. -沒穿內(nèi)衣绞佩?-一點也沒穿
Guys! 兩位……
Boundaries. 有個限度
她在那品山!
Thanks, Bill. 謝謝你肘交,Bill
I'm reporting from the Razzle Dazzle Supermarket on 75th in Colombus. 我現(xiàn)在在Colombus大街75號abcrazzle dazzle超市為您報道
75th in Colombus. Colombus大街75號
Game on! 好戲開始!
There she is. A 4-year-old Nebroy Alenberg has climbed inside a grab-a-prize machine and got him stuck 4歲的Neroy Alenberg爬進(jìn)了一臺抓公仔機(jī)并受困其中……
and on the pursuit of a stuffed purple giraffe. 僅僅為了得到一個紫色的長頸鹿
Metro News 1. I'm Robin Trabowski. 都市新聞一臺為您報道,我是Robin Trabonski
Ted复罐? Ted?
Robin? Wow, what are the odds! Robin效诅,哇,這巧啊
What are you doing here? 你在這兒干什么戚炫?
Oh, you know, just shopping for dip. 哦嘹悼,我是來買東西的……買調(diào)味醬
I love dip. 我愛調(diào)味醬
Not I love dip. I like dip, as a friend, you know. 不,我不愛調(diào)味醬,我只是喜歡調(diào)味醬限匣,朋友之間的那種
Hey, you're reporting a news story or something? 對了米死,你是在這報道什么新聞嗎究西?
Yeah, kid's stuck in a cream machine. How sweet of you to call it news. 是啊卤材,一個小孩捆在抓公仔機(jī)里了,如果你愿意稱之為新聞的話
Wow, kid in a cream machine. 哦,小孩捆在抓公仔機(jī)里了
You just said to have that toy, didn't you? Couldn't play the game like everyone else. 你是真的很想要那個玩具咯,不想遵循常規(guī)
You're all sweaty. 你渾身都是汗
Cool kid. 孩子真可愛
It was so funny I should run into you. We're having a party next Friday 話說回來帆精,既然這么巧遇見你,我們下周五要舉辦一個派對
If you like swinging by. But you know, whatever. 如果你有興趣來的話卓练,不過“不必太認(rèn)真”
Oh, I'm going back home next weekend. 哦,我下周末要回家
It's too bad it's not tonight. 真可惜不是今晚
It is. It's tonight. 是的,就是今晚
This Friday. Did I say next Friday? 這周五辉川,我說了下周五嗎乓旗?
Yes, sorry. I've been, I guess, I've been saying 'next Friday' all week. 是的屿愚,我很抱歉,大概是整個星期都在說“下周五”
But, yes, tonight. The party's tonight. But you know, whatever. 不過,派對就是今晚娱据,不過“不必太認(rèn)真”
Hello.
Hey, am I interrupting anything? 嘿中剩,我打攪到你嗎结啼?
No, now I'm just writing my paper. 沒有朴译,我還在寫論文动分,啃書本
Yeah, well, you and Lily may want to put some clothes on. 是啊澜公,嗯,你和Lily也許該穿好衣服了
We're throwing a party in 2 hours. OK, bye. 我們兩個小時之內(nèi)要開派對,好的甚侣,拜
So, what are you going to do when Robin shows up? 那么殷费,兄弟,Robin出現(xiàn)你打算怎樣
OK, I got it all planned out. 好的实柠,我的計劃好了
She steps through the door. 她走進(jìn)門來
And where is Ted? Not eagerly wait by the door. Ted在哪兒窒盐?并不是焦急的等候在門口
Now I'm across the room at my drafting table showing some foxy young thing all my cool architecture stuff. 我在房子的另一邊蟹漓,給一個惹火的姑娘展示我的建筑畫圖的工具
So Robin throws her over and I casually give her one of these. Robin走了過來,我很隨性的跟她說……
Hey, what's up? 嘿塔鳍,你好啊
She says, 'hey,nice place. etc. etc.' 然后她說腔寡,嘿放前,地方不錯啊
Then I say, 然后我再說
'well, make yourself at home.' 那就別客氣凭语,把這里當(dāng)你自己家吧
And I casually return to my conversation. 然后我就很隨性的重新和別人聊天去了
Then, an hour later, 接著似扔,一個小時后
'oh, you're still here?' 哦,你還在啊
I say, like I don't really care. 我很不經(jīng)意的這么說
But it's a nice surprise and then very casually, 不過這也是個不錯的開頭,然后黔寇,我非常隨性的……
'wanna see the roof?' 向上房頂看看嗎缝裤?
-The roof!-You got to run up to the roof. And the roof takes care of the rest. -房頂……-帶上房頂后倘是,房頂會幫我料理好一切的
What's so special about the roof? 這房頂有什么特別的
Oh, the moon, stars, the shimmering skylight. 哦,月亮猾编,星光,朦朧的遠(yuǎn)景
You cannot fall in love on that roof. 在那個房頂上驴党,你不可能不陷入愛河
We do it up there sometimes. 我們還在上面“玩”過幾次
Solid plan, my little friend. 計劃很周詳倔既,我的小朋友
We were the same plate. 我們身高差不多……
But may I suggest one little modification? 不過讓我提個小小的改動
That foxy young thing that you were chatting up? Take her up to the roof and have sex with her, 和你聊天的那個惹火的MM把她帶上房頂去渤涌,兩個人干柴烈火
-crazy monkey style..-That's not the plan! -瘋狂的猴猴姿勢……-這不是原計劃茸俭!
That should be the plan. I mean, look at her! 這才應(yīng)該是原計劃,你瞧瞧她
Ted, look at her! She's smoking! Ted调鬓,你瞧瞧她,惹火的都冒煙了
Thank you! 謝謝
But she's not Robin. 但她不是Robin
Exactly. Ted, let's rap. 這就是問題所在,Ted腾窝,你聽我說
Statistic. At every New York party, there's always a girl who has no idea who's party she's at. 統(tǒng)計學(xué)上來講,在紐約的每一個派對上都會有這樣一個小妞归形,她根本不知道這是誰開的派對
She knows no one you know and you will never see her again. 她根本不認(rèn)識你周圍的任何人,你也不會再見到她第二次了
Do you see where I'm going? How is this? 你明白……我的意思嗎,這個提議怎么樣暇榴?
Barney, I don't think so. Barney,我不這么覺得……
Scoping. 潛望中……
Scoping. 繼續(xù)潛望……
Man, you are a dork. 天啊奸例,你真口耐
Target acquired. 目標(biāo)鎖定
And now it's time we play a little game I'd like to call'have you met Ted.' 現(xiàn)在我們來玩?zhèn)€小游戲,我愿意稱之為……
-'have you met Ted.'-Oh, come on. Not this. -“你見過Ted嗎查吊?”-哦,別這樣昭抒,又來……
Hi, have you met Ted? 嗨,你見過Ted沒有坤邪?
No. 沒有
Hi.Hi. -你好-你好
You know Marshal and Lily? 你認(rèn)識Marshal和Lily嗎罩扇?
No. 不認(rèn)識
Do you know anyone at this party? 這個派對里面你都認(rèn)識誰拔辜ⅰ?
I work with Carlos. 我和Carlos一起來的
Excuse me. 稍等……
Anyone know a Carlos? 你們誰認(rèn)識Carlos捞高?
No. 不認(rèn)識
On a silver platter bone appetite. 銀質(zhì)大盤送上的……大肥肉
I don't think so. 我不這么想
You are loss or gain. 你放棄硝岗,我上場
Excuse me, can I show you the roof? 對不起,我能帶你去看看房頂嗎胀溺?
-It's magical up there. -Sure. -上面的美景很迷人-好啊
Wait. Hey, I got that roof reserved. 等等仓坞,嘿,房頂我預(yù)訂了
Dude, Robin's not coming. Robin不會來了
She'll show up. 嘿录语,她會出現(xiàn)的!
Hey, she's going to show up. 她會來的
She didn't show up. 她沒有來
At least it was a great party. 至少我們開了一個很棒的派對
I ate, like, 4 cans of dip. 我吃完了4大罐調(diào)味醬
You always know what to say, old friend. 你總是知道怎么安慰我蒲稳,老朋友
It's Robin. 是Robin
-Answer it. -No, not right away. -接啊-不不不,我不能馬上接
I got to seem casual. 我要顯得隨性一些
Hello.
I'm so sorry I missed your party. 真的很抱歉诉植,我錯過了你的派對
Who's this? Meredith? 你是哪位舌稀?Meredith壁查?
Robin Robin.
Oh, Robin! Hey, yeah. 哦睡腿,Robin,嘿,是啊是啊
I guess you never showed up, did you? 看樣子你沒能來峻贮,是不席怪?
No, I got stuck at work but 沒有,我被工作纏住了,不過……
they finally got that kid out of the cream machine. 他們總算把那小孩從機(jī)器里弄出來了
Did he get to keep the purple giraffe? 他能保留那個紫色的長頸鹿嗎纤控?
Yeah, they let him keep all the toys. 是的挂捻,那孩子可以拿走全部的玩具
He was in there a long time and little kids have small bladders. 他困在里面太久了,都熱出疹子了
I wish your party was tonight. 真希望你的派對是今天就好了
It is. The party's tonight. 沒錯,派對就是今晚
Yeah, it's a two-day party. Because that's how we roll. 是啊嚼黔,這個派對要開兩天,這才是我們的風(fēng)格
So, if you want to swing by? You know, it's casual. 所以细层,你想不想順道來玩玩,隨性就好
See ya. 今晚見
So that was Robin. 是Robin打來的
-What are you doing to me? I've got a paper to write. -I know. I'm sorry it's terrible. -你為什么這么做疫赎,我還有一篇論文要寫呢-我知道胎撇,我很抱歉爵憎,這很糟糕
-I'll buy more dip. -Ted! -我會給你買更多的調(diào)味醬的-Ted!
Ted, wait! Ted愚铡,等等F寡椤鳄厌!
Get French onion. 我要法國洋蔥口味的!
Can you believe this guy? I've got a paper to write. 你看這個人,我還有論文要寫呢
OK, fine. But it's got to be like super quick 好吧好吧瘪吏,但一定要迅速完事
and no cuddling after. 而且事后也不能有擁抱
I'm the luckiest girl alive. 我是最幸運的女孩兒……
You were so right about the roof. 你說的房頂真是太對了
The roof, the roof is on fire, Ted. 那房頂香嗓,那房頂是超級催化劑
The girl from last night 昨晚那小妞……
I took her back to my place then this morning took her outside, spun her around a couple of times, and sent her walking. 我把她帶回家了掠兄,今天早上送她出來,帶著繞了幾圈惩歉,接著送她走了
She will never find her way back and there she is! 她絕對找不到回來的路了,而她就在那兒粉楚!
How did she get here? Did you inviter her? 她怎么過來的害晦,你邀請她來了灵莲?
I've no idea who that is. 我不認(rèn)識她
She said she worked with Carlos. Who's Carlos? 她說她是和Carlos一起來的,Carlos是誰拉庶?
I don't know any Carlos. 我不知道誰是Carlos
Hi, you. 嗨床佳,是你啊
You're back. 你回來了
I sure am. 當(dāng)然了
Come on, sweetie, I need to drink. 來吧,親愛的捐名,我想喝兩杯
Sweetie? Really? 親愛的?真的?
Oh, rabbits, come on! I got that roof reserved. 哦商蕴,兔子們,別這樣,房頂我預(yù)訂了
So it's over between me and worked-with-Carlos girl. 我和“和Carlos一起來”的小妞的關(guān)系吹了
Oh, that was fast. 哦,很快啊
Yeah, I was trying to think what's the quickest way to get rid of a girl you just met. 是啊,我一直在找一個甩掉剛認(rèn)識的小妞的辦法
-I think I'm in love with you. -What? -我想我愛上你了-什么徽龟?
Thanks, bro. 謝謝你狂秘,伙計
Glad I could help. 我很樂意幫忙
What the ... 怎么……
What the ... 不不不稻扬,不能這樣!
Sorry, Ted. 對不起近刘,Ted
Wait, what I'm going to do when Robin shows up? 太好了座韵,現(xiàn)在Robin來了我怎么辦?
She'll show up. 她會來的!
She didn't show up. 她沒有來
Alright, we threw two parties. 現(xiàn)在好了潮太,我們開了兩場派對

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