The life span of a frozen pizza has been a mystery
Scientists say they usually die in 12 months, but they best die before 6 months old
This does not make any sense to Pika

Pika is the name Pizza #85800275927527692 gave to himself
“This does not make any sense, your name does not make any sense” #85800275927527693 would always tell 92, pizzas don’t need names.

But 92 remembers the day he was finally released from the tightly pressed back of 91, and saw the world beyond the glass door. He saw a bright yellow chubby creature frozen in a dash, with two ridiculously long and pointy ears and Tibetan red cheeks. And that very moment, 92 knew he was in love.

The creature was frozen on a backdrop of immense tomato red, and the backdrop was hang on the torso of a two feet beast.
92 wants to reach out and rescue the poor yellow thing, but he soon realized he’s inanimate, he’s frozen.
But a crisp voice rings in his heart, “Pika…”

There’s two things Pika cares in his life, 1) will the yellow thing come back, 2) Is its body still stiff as steel.
Pika takes pride in his body. He believes he’s the deepest frozen among all.
“Shit pika, you are no better than anyone else!”, 93 always says, “stiffness means nothing when you are passing”.
“Passing….” no frozen pizza knows what exactly that feels like, but most are looking forward to it, saying some “the aroma will lead you to nirvana” crap.
Pika thinks passing is disgusting, it looks at the picture on its front, cushy, shiny with grease, ewwww.

He wants his body sexy and hard for good.

Then comes the foot steps, weirdly familiar. Pika has no ears but his body registered the vibration somehow.
It’s the same two-feet beast, it’s pika’s two feet beast!!!
“Pika! Pika! Pika!”
Pika yells from his heart, so hard that a piece of frozen meat drops.

Pika doesn’t know how to make sense of this, he’s totally lost in his madness.
The beast opens the glass door, and the next thing pika knows is he’s in a different world, a world hot as hell.
“Don’t worry pika, you will likely to have another several weeks before it comes”, 93 yells from behind the glass.

He passed out. And woke up again in a dark frozen place. And his body is way softer than before, disgusting.
Pika tried his best to straighten his back, and a long night passed, he feels almost good as before.

Footsteps again, Pika recognizes it with or without shoes.
“Mmmm, this one is still kinda defrozen, weird”, the beast murmured, “but this one is good :)”