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嗨 Charlie 我是Teddy
Hi, Charlie. It's Teddy here.

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現(xiàn)在你只有九個(gè)月大
So right now you're nine months old

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不過一切都很順利
and everything is going great.

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呃 差不多一切都順利吧
Well, almost everything.

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現(xiàn)在我要帶你去看的東西可能會(huì)有點(diǎn)囧
Now what I'm about to show you is kind of disturbing,

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所以做好心理準(zhǔn)備哦
So brace yourself.

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嗯 這些三明治一定會(huì)好好吃的
Mmm, these sandwiches will be yummy wummy.

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沒錯(cuò) 會(huì)的 沒錯(cuò) 會(huì)的
Yes, they will, yes, they will.

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媽媽爸爸從你一出生就開始用這種腔調(diào)講話了
Mom and dad have been talking like that ever since you arrived

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如果他們繼續(xù)這樣子的話 我會(huì)發(fā)瘋瘋的
And if it's not over soon, I'm gonna go crazy wazy.

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• PJ - 怎么了
• PJ! - what?

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你在聽什么呢
What are you listening to?

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我下了個(gè)芭蕾歷史的播客聽
I downloaded a podcast on the history of ballet.

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• 你喜歡聽那玩意兒?jiǎn)? - 總比聽兒語好
• you like that? - More than baby talk.

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你想給你的餅餅配點(diǎn)魚魚一起吃嗎
Would you like some fishy wishies with your cookie wookie?

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是的 我想 是的 我想
Yes, I would, yes, I would.

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等等 兩位 Charlie又不在這兒
Wait, guys, Charlie isn't even here.

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是啊 愛尿床的寶寶正在樓上睡覺覺呢
No, widdle baby take a nappy wappy upstairs.

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那為什么你們兩個(gè)說話還這個(gè)調(diào)調(diào)
So why are you guys still talking like that?

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我一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)都不知道
I don't "weawy" know.

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我想是因?yàn)槲覀儍蓚€(gè)有些暈頭轉(zhuǎn)向了
I guess we're just kinda fried.

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我們白天工作了一整天 晚上還要照顧寶寶
Well, we work all day, take care of a baby all night.

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工作和照顧寶寶來回?fù)Q班
Work shift, baby shift

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我都沒有時(shí)間去解手手了
I've barely got time to make doo-doo

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你們兩個(gè)上次晚上一起出門玩是什么時(shí)候
Well, when was the last time you guys had a night out?

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你知道的 比如去約會(huì)之類的 只有你們兩個(gè)
You know, like just the two of you-- like a date?

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Teddy真會(huì)說笑笑啊
Teddy made a funny.

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好好笑的玩笑
A funny wunny.

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我是認(rèn)真的 我看這樣吧 現(xiàn)在是周六的晚上
Seriously! you know what? it's saturday night.

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你們兩個(gè) 一起出門 好好玩玩
You two, you go out, have fun,

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做點(diǎn)除了工作
And do something besides work,

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和照顧寶寶之外的事情 順便解下手手
take care of the baby and make doo-doo.

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我倒是求之不得啊
Well, it's nice to dream,

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但是誰來照顧C(jī)harlie呢
but who's gonna take of Charlie

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拜托 三個(gè)一流的保姆正坐在這呢
Hello! you've got three great babysitters right here.

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我很高興我沒聽到那句話
I'm glad I didn't hear that.

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我不知道 Teddy 這個(gè)主意挺不錯(cuò)的
I don't know, Teddy. It's a really nice thought,

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但是我們真的還沒有準(zhǔn)備好丟下Charlie自己出門
But we're really not ready to go out without Charlie just yet

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• 大家想不想看個(gè)魔術(shù)表演 - 好啊
• You guys want to see a magic trick? - Sure!

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• 好吧 - 見證奇跡的時(shí)候到了
• Okay. - Prepare to be amazed.

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我還是出門歇上一晚吧
I could use a night out.

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生活搞得一團(tuán)糟
Day's all burnt toast

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就要遲到 爸爸在叫
Running late,and dad says

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我左腳的鞋子有沒有人看到
Has anybody seen my left shoe

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我閉上雙眼 咬口早餐
I close my eyes, take a bite

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跳上車子 放聲大笑
Grab a ride, laugh out loud

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就在這里 我們的家
There it is up on the roof

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我也曾這樣生活 我已經(jīng)順利走過
I've been there, I've survived

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所以請(qǐng)聽取我的建議
So just take my advice

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寶貝 不要放棄 世界有很多瘋狂無奈
Hang in there, baby, things are crazy

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可是我知道你會(huì)有美好未來
But I know your future is bright

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寶貝 不要放棄
Hang in there, Baby

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不要懷疑
There is no maybe

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一切終會(huì)如你所愿
Eveything turns out all right

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生活有悲有喜
Sure life is up and down

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可是請(qǐng)相信我 堅(jiān)持就有好結(jié)果
But trust me, it comes back all around

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你會(huì)喜歡將來的你
You're gonna love who you turn out to be

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寶貝 不要放棄
Hang in there, Baby

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查莉成長(zhǎng)日記 第一季第二集
Good Luck Charlie S01E02 Baby Come Back

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好了 祝你們兩個(gè)玩得開心 想玩到多晚就玩到多晚
All right, you guys have fun. Stay out as late as you want.

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但是別玩過頭了 家里的孩子已經(jīng)夠多了
But not too much fun-- We have enough kids already.

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我是說真的
I'm serious.

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好了 大家都要乖 過得開心 我愛你們
Okay, everyone, be good, have fun, love you.

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• 是啊是啊 - 好吧
• Yeah yeah. - All right.

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Teddy 謝謝你能這么做
Hey, Teddy, thanks for doing this.

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讓你媽媽和我一起享受段特別時(shí)光
It's gonna be nice for your mom and I

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這樣真的不錯(cuò)
to have some special time together

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• Bob 趕快過來 - 就來了
• Bob, move your butt! - I'm coming!

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好了 我們平均分配下任務(wù)吧
All right, so we divide it up evenly,

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我們一人照顧C(jī)harlie一個(gè)小時(shí)
We each get to spend an hour with Charlie.

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誰想第一個(gè)來
Who wants to go first?

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我認(rèn)為你應(yīng)該第一個(gè)來
I think you should go first.

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第二個(gè)第三個(gè)也該你來 因?yàn)檫@就是你的主意
And second and third, since this was your idea.

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嘿 我一個(gè)人哪能把所有的事情都干完
Hey, I'm not doing this all by myself.

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你們兩個(gè)必須得幫忙
you guys have to help out.

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好吧 我第四個(gè)來
Fine. I'll go fourth.

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根本沒有第四個(gè)
There is no fourth.

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（注：第四(fourth)和向外(forth)同音）

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我是說我要?jiǎng)由砣ス珗@打會(huì)兒籃球
I meant I shall go forth to the park to shoot some hoop.

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既然你這么想去公園
You want to go to the park so badly,

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為什么不順便把Charlie也帶上
Then why don't you just take Charlie?

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一個(gè)小寶寶在公園能干些什么
What's a baby supposed to do at the park?

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寶寶們都喜歡公園啊 你可以帶她去看看鴨池
Babies love parks. you can show her the duck pond,

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看看藍(lán)天 白云
The blue sky, clouds.

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我們出去只是閑看嗎 那還要電視干嗎
We're just gonna look at stuff? that's what TV is for.

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耶哈哈 真爽
Yeah heh hah, all right!

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這太好玩了 喔
This is great. Whee!

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真棒 噢
Yes, whoo!

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你看什么看 我可是先到的
What are you looking at? I was here first.

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嘿 你可以去騎那只鴨子
Hey, you can ride that duck.

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我不能去騎那只鴨子 我要是去騎鴨子看起來就太傻了
I couldn't ride the duck. I'd look silly on the duck.

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好吧
Fine.

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嘿 Charlie 我們是不是玩得很開心啊
Hey there, Charlie. Are we having fun yet?

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好的
All right.

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哥們 你有沒有看到有小孩在附近開生日派對(duì)啊
Man, you seen a kid's birthday party around here anywhere?

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我得過去表演呢
I'm the entertainment.

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我在公園的那邊看到了一個(gè)充氣小屋
I saw a bounce house of the other end of the park.

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充氣小屋 是嗎 這下好了
A bouncy house, eh? Great.

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這次我又得被送進(jìn)急診室了
Another trip to the E.R.

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你這身裝束是想裝扮成誰啊
Who are you supposed to be anyway?

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塑料俠 還是橡膠俠
Plastic man, rubber man?

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不 那些都已經(jīng)成為注冊(cè)商標(biāo)了
No, those are all registered trademarks.

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我扮的是彈力王船長(zhǎng)
I'm Captain Stretchy.

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這里本來印著個(gè)"CS"的 不過洗衣服的時(shí)候被洗掉了
There used to be a "CS" here, but it came off in the wash.

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那你的超能力是什么
So what's your super power?

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超級(jí)柔韌性
Super elasticity.

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嘿 快看 地上有個(gè)硬幣
Hey, look, there's a quarter.

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唉 算了吧
Ah, forget it.

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反正又不是一塊的 對(duì)吧
Not like it's a dollar, right?

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• 嗨 - 嗨
• Hi. - Hi.

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噢 你選得嬰兒車不錯(cuò) 我喜歡你的品位
Oh, yeah, I like your taste in strollers.

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謝謝 你也是
Thanks, you too.

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• 那個(gè)寶寶好可愛啊 - 你也是
• That baby's so cute. - You too.

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噢 我是說你的寶寶也是
Oh, I mean yours too.

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• 我叫Emma - 我叫PJ
• I'm Emma. - I'm PJ

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• 這個(gè)小寶寶是誰 - 我弟弟
• Who's this little guy? - My brother.

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我們就是出來散散步 每天都這樣
We're just out for our stroll. We do this every day.

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我們也是 正如我經(jīng)常說的 寶寶們喜歡公園
Us too. Like I always say, babies love parks.

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• 想一起坐會(huì)嗎 - 好啊
• Would you like to sit for a bit? - Sure.

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我看到你剛才在跟彈力王船長(zhǎng)說話
So I saw you talking to Captain Stretchy earlier.

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噢 是啊 他迷路了
Oh, yeah, he was lost.

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• 他可不怎么像超級(jí)英雄 是吧 - 噢 他遜透了
• Not much of a superhero, right? - Oh, he's the worst.

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我弟弟生日派對(duì)的時(shí)候我們請(qǐng)他去表演
We hired him for my brother's birthday party

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• 結(jié)果他一屁股坐到蛋糕上了 - 聽起來很悲劇啊
• and he sat on the cake. - That sounds awful.

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噢 這還不是最悲劇的
Oh, it gets worse.

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蠟燭已經(jīng)點(diǎn)上了 所以他坐進(jìn)燭臺(tái)里去了
The candles was lit, so he sat in the punch

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這也太古怪了
That's so weird.

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我是說他看起來像是個(gè)很棒的演藝人啊
I mean he looks like such a quality entertainer.

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知道嗎 PJ 我真的很佩服
You know, PJ, I'm really impressed that

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你肯帶你的小妹妹來公園
you take your baby sister to the park.

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我的兄弟們永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)這么做
My brothers would never do anything like that.

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希望他們別來 她是我的妹妹啊
I hope not. She is my sister.

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現(xiàn)在看好了 我這只手里有一枚硬幣
Now watch closely. In this hand I have a quarter

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而這只手 拿的是一個(gè)普通雞蛋
And in the other, an ordinary egg.

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現(xiàn)在我把它們放進(jìn)這個(gè)帽子里 轉(zhuǎn)上一小圈
Now I put them in this hat, spin them around a little

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然后轉(zhuǎn)眼間
And presto.

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好奇地問一句
Just out of curiosity,

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這個(gè)魔術(shù)本該是什么結(jié)果
What was supposed to happen?

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我喜歡這個(gè)寶寶
I love this baby.

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不管她什么時(shí)候想上公園 盡管找我
Anytime she wants to go to the park, sign me up.

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你中什么邪了
What happened to you?

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這么說吧 Charlie交了個(gè)朋友 PJ也交上了個(gè)朋友
Let's just say charlie made a friend, PJ made a friend.

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噢 那你或者你的朋友有沒有幫著換尿布呢
Oh-- and did either you or your friend bother to change a diper?

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根本沒時(shí)間換 我忙著和Emma聊天呢
There's no time for that. I was too busy talking to Emma.

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• Emma是誰 - 我的夢(mèng)中情人
• Who's emma? - A vision,

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一個(gè)天使 一個(gè)占據(jù)我心扉的女孩
An angel, the girl who's moved into my heart.

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你有沒有告訴她你腦袋里空空如也這個(gè)事實(shí)呢
Did you tell her about the vacancy in your brain?

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• PJ - 怎么了
• PJ? - what?

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你把別人的寶寶帶回家來了
You brought home the wrong baby.

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什么 我才沒有
What? I did not.

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你自己看看 生理結(jié)構(gòu)不對(duì)
Take a look! Wrong parts.

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起碼他那個(gè)地方的功能還很正常
There's nothing wrong with those parts.

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你怎么會(huì)帶錯(cuò)寶寶回家呢
How could you bring home the wrong baby?

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我很抱歉 我那時(shí)候有點(diǎn)分心了
I'm sorry. I got a little distracted.

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Emma真是太可愛了
Emma is really cute.

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是啊 我們的妹妹也是
Yeah, well, so was our sister.

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快點(diǎn) 我們?nèi)ス珗@找她
Come on, let's go to the park and find her.

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急啥 我有她的電話號(hào)碼
Relax! I got her number.

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那你還等什么 快給她打電話呀
Then what are you waiting for? call her.

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等等
Wait a second.

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是不是有點(diǎn)太早了
Is it too soon?

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如果我現(xiàn)在就打給她 她會(huì)覺得我迫不及待的
If I call now, she'll think I'm desperate.

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噢 你本來就迫不及待了
Oh, you are desperate.

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說的好
Good point.

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你好 請(qǐng)問Emma在嗎
Hello, is Emma there?

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你說你們是家中國(guó)菜餐館
This is a Chinese restaurant?

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好啊 給我介紹一下特色菜吧
Sure, I'll hear the specials.

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她給了你個(gè)假號(hào)碼
She gave you the wrong number.

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純屬意料之中
Who couldn't see that one coming?

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可我都請(qǐng)她吃了一片口香糖 還幫她給寶寶換掉了臟尿布
But I gave her gum and helped her change a poopy diaper.

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一切都那么浪漫
It was so romantic.

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呃 我們現(xiàn)在該怎么辦
Well, what do we do now?

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噢 不
Oh no!

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嗨 媽媽 有事嗎
Hi mom, what up?

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是的 一切都好得很 為什么會(huì)不好呢
Yeah, everything's going great. why wouldn't it be?

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我們正過得開心著呢 和
We're just having a grand old time here with--

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寶寶一起
Baby

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當(dāng)然 你當(dāng)然可以和他說話了 是她 她
Yeah, sure you can talk to him. her her!

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和媽媽說句話吧
Talk to mommy.

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聽起來不像Charlie 你什么意思
What do you mean that did't sound like Charlie?

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什么 你以為是我在對(duì)著話筒模仿寶寶的聲音嗎
What, do you just think I'm making baby noises into the phone?

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媽媽 那也太瘋狂了
Mom, that's crazy.

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好了 再見 說再見吧 Charlie
All right, bye. Say bye, Charlie.

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我不是想批評(píng)你
Not that I'm in the position to criticize,

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不過我變得更不知所措了
But I was getting more monkey.

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快點(diǎn) 我們?nèi)ス珗@
Come on, let's go to the park.

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去找那個(gè)不待見PJ的女孩嗎
And meet the girl who blew off PJ?

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我去定了
I'm there.

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• 我沒看到她 - PJ 她長(zhǎng)啥樣
• I don't see her. - PJ, what did she look like?

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她很漂亮 不過那有什么關(guān)系
She was hot, but what does it matter?

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也許我們?cè)撜胰藥兔?br> Maybe we should call someone.

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找寶寶時(shí)該找什么人幫忙呢
who do you call when you search a baby.

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彈力王船長(zhǎng)
Captain Stretchy!

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那是什么東西
What is that?

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你還在這里啊
You're still here?

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我每個(gè)周六和周日都整天待在這里
Every saturday and sunday all day long.

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回學(xué)校待著吧 孩子們
Stay in school, kids.

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他正是我們要找的人
Just the guy we needed to see.

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我覺得你能幫助我們
I think you can help us.

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嘿 孩子 我只是個(gè)耍把式的
Hey, kid, I'm just an entertainer.

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我可不能讓你爸爸媽媽破鏡重圓
I can't get mommy and daddy back together.

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不 你誤會(huì)了
No, you don't understand.

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我剛才在這里和一個(gè)女孩聊天
I was talking to a girl here earlier,

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她說了你在她弟弟的生日派對(duì)上表演過
And she said that you worked a party for her brother.

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那又如何 我在很多派對(duì)上表演過呢
So? I work lots of parties.

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你表演時(shí)摔到蛋糕上了的派對(duì)是哪個(gè)
Where was the party where you fell on cake?

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你們能聽我講三個(gè)小時(shí)么
You got three hours?

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這真的很重要 我們得找到她
This is really important. We need to find her.

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有意思 你們幾個(gè)需要打探消息
Interesting situation. You kids need info,

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• 而我需要一個(gè)“男腰” - 什么是“男腰”
• And I need a mirdle. - What is a mirdle?

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就是個(gè)給男人用的腰帶 那玩意兒可不便宜
That's a man girdle. And they ain't cheap.

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是啊 顯然干洗也不便宜
Yeah, neither is dry cleaning, apparently.

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她的名字叫Emma 她后來回過這個(gè)公園嗎
Her name's Emma. Did she come back to the park?

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這個(gè) 也許她回來過
Well, maybe she did

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也許她沒回來過
And maybe she didn't.

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別捻你的手指了 好好回答我的問題
Stop rubbing your fingers together and answer my question.

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他想要點(diǎn)好處
He wants a bribe.

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真是不敢相信
I can't believe it.

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給你
Here.

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告訴你我知道的情況吧 她叫Emma
Here is what I konw: Her name is Emma.

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這一點(diǎn)我剛都告訴你了
I just told you that.

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我可沒說我會(huì)告訴你什么新東西
I didn't say the information was fresh.

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沒錯(cuò) 我認(rèn)識(shí)那個(gè)女孩
Yeah, I know the girl.

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她家可是一個(gè)大家庭 有七八個(gè)小孩
She comes from a big family-- seven, eight kids.

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給他們家表演的時(shí)候我扮演過
For them I've been...

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宇航員Pete 牛仔Bob
Astronaut Pete, cowboy Bob...

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• 魔術(shù)師Marv - 沒錯(cuò) 你真是對(duì)我的工作了如指掌啊
• Magic Marv? - Yeah! You're familiar with my work.

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是啊 我還知道你很遜
Yeah, and it stinks.

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我才剛開始學(xué)魔術(shù)
I'm just starting off

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• 我的魔術(shù)已經(jīng)比你變得棒了 - 噢 是嗎
• And I'm a better magician than you are. - Oh yeah?

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你覺得變魔術(shù)很簡(jiǎn)單 是吧 拿著
You think this is easy, huh? here.

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把這個(gè)變成一只髯狗
Turn that into a schnauzer.

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變不出來吧 對(duì)吧
You can't do it, huh?

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也許是因?yàn)槟悴贿^是半桶水的水平
Maybe it's because you don't have the chops!

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好了 彈力王 你知道她住在哪兒?jiǎn)?br> Well, Stretchy, do you know where she lives?

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知道 就在這附近的某處
Yeah, around here somewhere.

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• 我一看到就能認(rèn)出來的 - 太好了
• I'd know it if I saw it. - Great!

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你今晚要是幫我們找到她
Now you help us tonight and we'll

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明天我們就幫你圍上“男腰”
get you into that mirdle tomorrow.

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噢 你明白我的意思不是我們親自動(dòng)手
Oh, and you understand we're not actually

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給你圍上 而是你得自己圍吧
Gonna put you into it? That you have to do by yourself.

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嗯 我明白
Yeah, I get it.

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好了 走吧 各位 我們必須得找到她
All right, come on, guys, we have to go find her.

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啊 嘿 彈力王船長(zhǎng) 出發(fā)
Uh, hey-- Captain Stretchy, away!

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• 車在這邊 - 噢 好吧
• Truck's this way. - Oh, okay.

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隨便點(diǎn)你想吃的東西 親愛的 我在這兒可以打折的
Order whatever you want, honey. I get a discount here.

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這家店是我的最大客戶之一
This place is one of my best customers.

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在這兒聽到一個(gè)滅蟲專家這么說可不是什么好事
Not what you want to hear from an exterminator.

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噢 快看那邊
Oh, look at that.

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噢 墨西哥肉卷
Oh, fajitas.

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不是那個(gè) 是那個(gè)寶寶
Not that, the baby.

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那個(gè)小寶寶的嬰兒車和我們的一模一樣啊
A little baby in a stroller just like ours.

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是啊 好了 親愛的
Yeah, okay, honey,

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今晚我們應(yīng)該暫時(shí)忘掉寶寶的事的
This is supposed to be a night away from the baby.

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所以我們接著點(diǎn)菜吧
So let's come back.

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好吧 好吧 接著點(diǎn)菜
Okay okay, I'm back.

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接著點(diǎn)菜 我得先去趟洗手間
I'm back. Just gotta run to the ladies' room.

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噢 噢 嘿 聽著 你去洗手間時(shí)
Oh oh, hey, listen, while you're in there,

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能不能順便檢查下滅蟲誘餌
Could you check the traps?

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你們好
Hola.

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再見
Adios.

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Bob 你能過去看看那個(gè)寶寶嗎
Bob, will you go over and look at that baby?

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• 我想那是Charlie - 什么
• I think it's Charlie. - What?!

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你聽到我說的話了 那個(gè)寶寶是Charlie
You heard me, that is Charlie!

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親愛的 拜托你能不能坐下來
Sweetheart, would you sit down, please?

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我才不坐下呢
I will not sit down.

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母親總是能認(rèn)出她自己的寶寶的 而那就是我的寶寶
A mother knows her own baby and that is my baby.

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親愛的 說真的 你覺得能出什么事
Honey, seriously, what do you think happened here?

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總不可能是剛才有人闖進(jìn)我們的房子
In the last hour somebody went over to our house,

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劫走我們的寶寶然后再帶她過來吃薯?xiàng)l和鱷梨色拉吧
Borrowed our baby then brought her out for chips and guac?

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我可不確定 他們可是一大家子
I don't know, it's a big family.

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• 也許他們就是這樣搞到那么多孩子的 - 親愛的
• Maybe that's how they get their babies. - Sweetheart,

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我覺得是因?yàn)槟闾隒harlie了
I think you're just missing Charlie

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因而有一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)分離焦慮癥了
And you're having a little separation anxiety.

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噢 好吧
Oh, okay.

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你說的對(duì)
You're right.

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發(fā)瘋瘋了
Crazy wazy.

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• 我是說 那絕對(duì)不可能 是吧 - 沒錯(cuò)
• I mean, that isn't possible, right? - Exactly.

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我得再去趟洗手間
I'm just going to go to the ladies' room one more time.

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坐下
Sit down.

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現(xiàn)在讓我們?cè)谶@家漂亮的餐館
Now let's enjoy the rest of our night out

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盡情享受我們剩下的晚宴時(shí)光
At this very lovely restaurant.

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• 好嗎 - 好吧
• Okay? - Okay.

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廚房里有情況需要我去處理
I'm needed in the kitchen.

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• Charlie - Emma
• Charlie! - Emma!

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• Charlie - Emma
• Charlie! - Emma!

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• Marco - Polo
• Marco! - Polo.

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（注：一種抓人游戲质帅，抓人者閉眼喊Marco戴陡，被抓一方喊Polo回應(yīng)）

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Gabe 別鬧了
Gabe, not helping.

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彈力王 這地方你看著眼熟嗎
Stretchy, is any of this looking familiar?

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也許有些熟 也許不熟
Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't.

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我不會(huì)再給你錢了
You are not getting any more money.

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不是 我有夜盲癥
No, I have night blindness.

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晚上我只能依稀看出輪廓來
All I'm seeing is shapes.

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你為什么不早說
Why didn't you mention that earlier?

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我得搭個(gè)順風(fēng)車回家
I needed a ride home.

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在這兒停車
Stop here.

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噢 這下好了 媽媽起床了
Oh, great. Mom's up.

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也許我該跟你們幾個(gè)小孩待在一起
Maybe I'll just hang with you kids.

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彈力王船長(zhǎng) 下車
Captain Stretchy, away.

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• 晚安 彈力王 - 晚安 彈力王
• Good night, Stretchy. - Good night, Stretchy.

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晚安
Good night.

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現(xiàn)在怎么辦
Now what?

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我們還沒去公園北邊那邊的路上找過呢
We didn't hit the streets on the north end of the park.

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PJ 我們不能漫無目標(biāo)地開上一整夜吧
PJ, we can't keep driving around all night.

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不能再這樣了 我們必須告訴爸爸媽媽了
It's over. We have to tell mom and dad.

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• 可是 - 不 沒關(guān)系的
• But-- - No, it'll be okay.

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他們知道該怎么辦 他們從來都知道
They know what to do. They always do.

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我該怎么告訴他們我把自己的小妹妹弄丟了
How am I gonna tell them I lost our baby sister?

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我是最大的孩子 他們會(huì)覺得我該負(fù)最大責(zé)任的
I'm the oldest. They're gonna think I'm the most responsible.

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PJ 不知道我這么說會(huì)不會(huì)讓你好受點(diǎn)
PJ, if it makes you feel any better,

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沒人會(huì)那么覺得
Nobody thinks that.

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我為什么總是把事情搞砸
Why do I always mess everything up?

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知道嗎 我們誰都可能闖下這種禍
You know what? This could have happened to any of us.

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好吧 也許最可能的是你 但是
All right, probably most likely you, but--

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這一次 我們會(huì)共同承擔(dān)責(zé)任的
This one, we're all in it together.

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謝謝
Thanks.

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嘿 快看
Hey, look,

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彈力王船長(zhǎng)把他的駕照落下了
Captain Stretchy dropped his driver's license.

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175磅 我的老天
175 lbs, my butt!

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他們?cè)谀沁?br> There they are.

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好了 我們過去坦白吧
All right, let's get this over with.

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你覺得我們讓這個(gè)墨西街頭樂團(tuán)幫忙
Do you think it would be better or worse

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傳個(gè)口信比較好呢還是會(huì)讓情況變得更糟呢
if we had the mariachi deliver the news.

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如果他們用西班牙語傳達(dá) 也許會(huì)比較好
If it's in spanish, probably better.

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等等 真是不敢相信
Wait, I don't believe it.

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• 那是Emma - 那么那個(gè)就是Charlie了
• That's Emma. - So that's Charlie.

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真棒 哦 我們得救了
Yes! Oh, we're saved.

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• 還不一定呢 - 嘿 孩子們
• Not quite. - Hey, kids.

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• 現(xiàn)在怎么辦 - 等我想出辦法來了再通知你
• What now? - I'll let you know when I think of it.

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媽媽 爸爸 嗨
Mom, dad, hi.

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• 嗨 - 你們幾個(gè)來這兒干嘛
• Hi. - What are you doing here?

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我們覺得你們一定會(huì)想Charlie的
We just realized you must be missing Charlie,

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所以我們帶她過來了
So we brought her.

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噢 Teddy 你騙不了我的
Oh, Teddy, you're not fooling me.

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• 我露餡了 - 沒錯(cuò)
• I'm not? - Nope.

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你一定是照顧C(jī)harlie時(shí)間太長(zhǎng)了
You spent a little too much time with Charlie

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然后想早點(diǎn)把她交給我吧
And you're ready to hand her over early.

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這個(gè) 其實(shí)也不能算是時(shí)間太長(zhǎng)了吧
Well, I wouldn't say too much time.

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不過 我也想接手了 所以還是我來照看她吧
Well, I am ready too, so let me at her.

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• 給我吧 給我吧 給我吧 - 媽 媽 媽
• Gimme Gimme Gimme. - Mom, Mom, Mom.

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你正在約會(huì)呢 還是我把她給你抱過來吧
You're on a date. Let me bring her to you.

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這里嗎 等等 現(xiàn)在嗎
Here? Wait, now?

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那 好吧
Well, all right.

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• 嘿 媽媽 - 嘿 寶貝
• Hey, mom. - Hi, baby.

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• 嘿 - 嘿 爸爸
• Hey. - Hey, dad.

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• 我想給你們表演個(gè)節(jié)目 - 什么節(jié)目 親愛的
• Something I want to show you. - What is it, honey?

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我的下一個(gè)魔術(shù)就是
And now for my next trick,

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我會(huì)把一個(gè)男孩變不見的
I'm gonna make a boy disappear.

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知道嗎 你應(yīng)該為你自己感到羞恥
You know, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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你勾引了一個(gè)男孩 讓他以為你們之間心有靈犀
You lead a guy on, make him think you have a connection,

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然而你卻給了他一個(gè)假電話號(hào)碼
And you give him a fake phone number.

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你自己輸錯(cuò)了 那一位本該是2而不是3的
You put it in wrong. that three is supposed to be a two.

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噢 我的錯(cuò)
Oh, my bad.

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那么
So...

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想一起吃個(gè)晚飯嗎
You wanna get a table?

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我的尿床寶寶 你有沒有想你的爸爸媽媽啊
My widdle baby, did you miss your mommy and daddy?

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是的 她想了 是的 她想了
Yes, she did. yes, she did.

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噢 我從來沒想到我聽到兒語居然還這么開心
Oh, I never thought I'd be so happy to hear baby talk.

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Teddy 這個(gè)不是Charlie的奶嘴 你從哪弄來的這個(gè)
Teddy, this isn't Charlie's binky. where did you get this?

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噢 那個(gè) 說起來其實(shí)是次很好玩的經(jīng)歷
Oh, well, that's actually a really funny story.

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聽好了 其實(shí)就是
See, what happened was...

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太吵了 以后再跟你說吧
Too loud. Tell you later.

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好了 Charlie 現(xiàn)在你安然無恙地回家了
Well, Charlie, now you're home safe and sound

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一切都沒事了
And everything turned out okay.

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對(duì)你來說是沒事兒了
For you.

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我們本來也可以沒事的 但是等我們回家后
It would have been okay for us too, but when we got home,

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媽媽問了我們一堆問題
Mom started asking all these questions

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而我們沒人能真正解釋
And no one really had an answer to

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客廳里的尿漬是怎么來的
the pee stains in the living room.

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于是就真相大白了
And that's when the truth came out

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然后三個(gè)孩子就全都有麻煩了
and all the kids got into trouble.

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所以這次的教訓(xùn)就是如果你
So the lesson is if you ever try

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做了壞事還想耍手段隱瞞媽媽的話
to pull anything over on Mom,

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祝你好運(yùn) Charlie
Good luck, Charlie.

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我不可能總結(jié)得比媽媽更精辟了
Couldn't have said it better myself.

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我這只手里有個(gè)硬幣
In this hand I have a quarter.

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另一只手里 是個(gè)普通雞蛋
And in the other hand, an ordinary egg.

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現(xiàn)在我把它們放進(jìn)這個(gè)帽子里
Now I put them in this hat,

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轉(zhuǎn)上幾圈然后
Spin them around and...

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轉(zhuǎn)眼間 現(xiàn)在把你的手伸出來
Presto! Now hold out your hand.

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哇 這個(gè)魔術(shù)真帥
Wow, that's a great trick.

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你怎么變的
How'd you do that?

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有意思
Interesting situation.

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看起來你需要打探一些消息
It seems you need information,

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而我則需要買個(gè)電子游戲
Meanwhile I need a new video game.

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真是個(gè)呆子
What a chump.

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你叫誰呆子呢 嘿 給我回來
Who you calling a chump? Hey, get back here.