<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.66796875" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgrt7MVdbqhHLDBvRRamwpKdE93PNIQgxIt3QE6fVRjJwwdicGqwDl4yg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1280" style="width: 677px !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" _width="677px" src="https://upload-images.jianshu.io/upload_images/144717-44d0920d51f06854.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="圖片" data-fail="0"></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">有些人的底氣來自實(shí)力鸟召，</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">有些人的底氣來自無知欧募。</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">才華撐不起夢想仆抵，</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">錢包買不起欲望镣丑。</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">感覺什么都來得及，</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">又感覺什么都來不及金吗。</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.3333333333333333" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgdicMpVNHsEOuCcjOBoxO5B3XBkFCh8bweIPyksicvdXt6X8GkEwzd33A/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="714" style="width: 677px !important; height: 227px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://upload-images.jianshu.io/upload_images/144717-7522a299fd898d87.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="圖片"></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">毒湯日歷是個十分不正經(jīng)的日歷應(yīng)用摇庙，十分有趣卫袒，十分幽默玛臂，它每天都會準(zhǔn)時喂你扎心語錄封孙，用毒雞湯喚醒你，妥妥的扎心段子手泡徙。</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">喝下了這碗毒雞湯堪藐，昨天的煩惱全都煙消云散；喝足了毒雞湯糖荒，分享出去霍霍別人吧模捂。</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="2.2222222222222223" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgdVz0WuOaljt8JMyRsibc8amz8LB5iaiah3MwomcDEibWMVG4H5iaiaNt5GSw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="text-align: center; white-space: normal; width: 677px !important; height: 1502px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://upload-images.jianshu.io/upload_images/144717-ce099a9e5c7af6e8.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="圖片"></span></p><p><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-ratio="2.2222222222222223" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgAoNiaW2y7LveamkHeicbiaH74RRnpIZhzGvAibrOuaZ7icicuFke19CZrGqQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="white-space: normal; width: 677px !important; height: 1502px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://upload-images.jianshu.io/upload_images/144717-4e57a162a3689caa.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="圖片"></p><p><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-ratio="2.2222222222222223" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgkyPFCnwSKSicoqsVsUDjpCHzH0omhMzb61Jh2FPyWZrxAWaPuxhqq2A/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="white-space: normal; width: 677px !important; height: 1502px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://upload-images.jianshu.io/upload_images/144717-a62286a8cd5a4dea.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="圖片"></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">你也有毒雞湯综看？趕快制作自己的毒雞湯吧红碑，讓別人扎心就更好了泡垃。每條毒湯都可以點(diǎn)扎心蔑穴、發(fā)毒評，或者轉(zhuǎn)發(fā)給別人锡溯，讓別人也扎扎心祭饭。</span></p><p><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-ratio="2.2222222222222223" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgo1GXWAWIYg2dg98fgdenEV9ulGslgcYzQcicSNU6b6zpjicgOliaL49Cg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="width: 677px !important; height: 1502px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://upload-images.jianshu.io/upload_images/144717-4816d2107204cf85.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="圖片"></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">都說幽默的核心是悲劇倡蝙，毒湯日歷也是绞佩，句句扎心的段子品山，點(diǎn)出了生活的現(xiàn)實(shí)，讓你無奈笆载，讓你爆笑凉驻，也讓你以更加強(qiáng)大的心態(tài)，積極的態(tài)度去面對生活雄家，成為一個更能抗壓的人趟济。在這個小社區(qū)中蛛淋，你可能收獲到滿滿的正能量篡腌。</span></p><section><section><blockquote class="" data-type="2" data-url="" data-author-name="" data-content-utf8-length="226" data-source-title=""><section class=""><section><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 18px;">官方【最新用法】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">* 你每天能堅持的嘹悼，也就是玩手機(jī)了杨伙。“毒”打卡抖苦，記錄扎心每一天锌历。單身峦筒，吃土，喪...就是你的小日常卤材。</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">* 在月歷上選擇以后的日期扇丛，設(shè)置一個小目標(biāo)帆精，立一個Flag，說不定就打臉了呢吝镣？</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">【用法一】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">打開App或者等待每天推送末贾，干了這碗心靈“毒”雞湯整吆，然后笑出豬叫表蝙。</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">【用法二】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">作為一本有格調(diào)的日歷、萬年歷集索，包含農(nóng)歷和放假安排务荆。人生的目標(biāo)穷遂，就是在等下一次放假蚪黑。</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">【用法三】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">當(dāng)作一個備忘錄、記事本抒寂、倒數(shù)日工具蓬推，記下生活的感悟澡腾，回頭看看动分，原來自己可以這么傻X。</span></p></section></section></blockquote></section><section><section><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="2.2222222222222223" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgShNpJE2Ipn8wAmxicdjofiaJibFvQAKbs1SuRLGXBicMbqiactHMx8zqVmg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="width: 677px !important; height: 1502px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://upload-images.jianshu.io/upload_images/144717-e1c8b47f8ae03ba1.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="圖片"></p></section><blockquote class="" data-type="2" data-url="" data-author-name="" data-content-utf8-length="126" data-source-title=""><section class=""><section><section><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">【用量】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">一天一到兩次姆另，每次不到一分鐘迹辐，堅持365天。</span></p></section><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">【功效】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">清醒：提神醒腦间学，抗疲勞低葫。</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">樂觀：天天對著手機(jī)傻笑仍律。</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">抗壓：生活虐你千百遍水泉，你對生活如初戀∏牛抗壓能力up!</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">懟人：懟起人來毒毒毒畔师。懟人能力up!</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">【副作用】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">請勿過量使用看锉，否則可能會變成一個快樂的神經(jīng)病伯铣。</span></p></section></section></blockquote></section><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="2.1055555555555556" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgPF0pdaxXuZCZ1CGcXbnFIsicvaib1DCpPRLVlDka9NP2jK4MvBGkl3Yw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="width: 677px !important; 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