對電影中“拍電影”毫無抵抗力
粗算一下伺绽，我看了有10遍以上。
我和這部電影的故事沒有上部《AV》那么多奈应。
當(dāng)閱片量逐步增加的時(shí)候，每次看這部電影都有新發(fā)現(xiàn)输硝。
“**３堂巍橘荠！這不是XXX嗎！挺份！”
這種快樂你們應(yīng)該懂贮懈。
殺手與編劇的荒誕故事
影片講述了杜汶澤作為一個(gè)殺手，要?dú)⒌敉踝嫠{(lán)扮演的一個(gè)編劇引發(fā)的一系列荒誕的故事各聘，當(dāng)然還有我最愛的薛凱琪抡医。
如果你有很深的電影情節(jié)，這部充滿荒誕離奇大脉、神神經(jīng)經(jīng)、又溫暖的喜劇一定會(huì)觸碰到你的每一個(gè)點(diǎn)琐驴。
片中對經(jīng)典電影的模仿橋段足夠列出一個(gè)表了衡怀，如果有很深的電影情節(jié)，值得去發(fā)掘抛杨。
王祖藍(lán)和杜汶澤有飆演技的意思怖现。
迄今為止杜汶澤最好的演出
在全片荒誕的氣氛中，甚至每一個(gè)片段都值得單獨(dú)剪輯出來回味一下屈嗤。
這應(yīng)該是杜汶澤最好的一部電影（不包括《無間道》的傻強(qiáng)饶号，那是最好的配角演出），對細(xì)節(jié)的把握以及一些小動(dòng)作的處理恰到好處茫船，該收的地方收的恰到好處，頗有周星馳的意思涩禀，看來他非常適合這種荒誕喜劇的表演然眼。
?場景一
?場景二：
杜汶澤與買兇少女認(rèn)識后高每，在地下通道拍起了電影，就有了杜汶澤扮劉德華鲸匿，扮梁朝偉，模仿葉問霉撵，以及。撕氧。梁朝偉怎么扮葉問呢喇完？
?場景三：
片尾也沒少了調(diào)戲下吳宇森的《碟血雙雄》，此段全程英文對白不脯，加劇了“笑”果刻诊。
?場景三：
這不是杜琪峰的《放逐》嘛则涯？從天而降的幕布，激烈的放槍后粟判，確個(gè)個(gè)沒事档礁。
調(diào)侃艷照門
切片：杜汶澤借電影名說身世
最終想要切出的，還是杜汶澤扮演的殺手递礼，對著電影墻（據(jù)說是導(dǎo)演珍藏的家底給搬出來了）上的DVD易迹，用電影名字編出了一個(gè)故事平道，為了照顧國外觀眾，在英文字幕用了另外一套電影窘疮，讓人拍案叫絕冀墨。
從大眾的《古惑仔》《黑社會(huì)》到小眾的《下一站，天國》蔚出、《借著雨點(diǎn)說愛你》，也有《山峽好人》這樣的藝術(shù)片稀余。
人間喜劇
導(dǎo)演:陳慶嘉 / 秦小珍
編劇:陳慶嘉 / 秦小珍
主演:杜汶澤 / 王祖藍(lán) / 薛凱琪 / 羅凱珊 / 許紹雄
上映日期:2010-07-08
- 關(guān)鍵字： 神經(jīng)+溫暖+港味
人間趋翻，總有喜劇的角度。
總有喜劇的國度师骗。
——《人間喜劇》
附：片段對話
1. 好讨惩，你咁想知道我的過去
Since you want to know about my past
2. 那就要從我既“少年往事”開始講起
Let's start “Somewhere in Time” (時(shí)光倒流70年)
3. “我們這一家”…
Regarding my “Family Ties” (命運(yùn)交叉點(diǎn))
4. 真?zhèn)S講得上…用“千言萬語”都唔曬
One can pretty much “Say Anything” (兩男一女蜜談情)
5. 我個(gè)人比較“早熟”
I was “2 Young” (早熟)
6. 但係我有“一個(gè)好爸爸”，佢可以稱得上係…
but I was lucky to have my “Big Daddy” (超級爸爸爹) …h(huán)e truly was
7. “三峽好人”
“My Father, the Hero” (親親壞情人)
8. 個(gè)個(gè)都叫佢做“福伯”
People call him “Mr. Nice Guy” (一個(gè)好人)
9. 但係有一天愿待，他跟他的同鄉(xiāng)到香港去
One day, him and his pals left for Hong Kong
10. 去做…“省港旗兵”
They took the “Chungking Express” (重慶森林)
11. “省港旗兵”靴患？
“Chungking Express?”
12. “省港旗兵”！他仲去咗一個(gè)地方农渊，叫做…
Indeed it's “Chungking Express” and they spent
13. “九龍冰室”
“One Night in Mongkok” (旺角黑夜)
14. 響裡面撞到一個(gè)“大隻佬”
there he meets “The Love Guru” (戀愛凸務(wù)咕嚕嚕)
15. 搞咗壇“斷背山”
And they went together to “Brokeback Mountain” (斷背山)
16. 仲多了個(gè)綽號叫做…
and so he gained a new nickname called
17. “雀聖”
“Birdy” (鳥人)
18. “雀聖”或颊？
“Birdy?”
19. 佢留低俾我老母既，就只係得一封“情書”
He left my mother a “Love Letter” (情書)
20. 信裡面寫鬃硗纭：“親愛的”…
there he said “Mommie Dearest” (親愛的媽咪)
21. 如果“天若有情”平挑， “忘不了”的話
If you're “Lost in Time” (忘不了), “Forget Me Not” (母無我)
22. 就“保持通話”， “得閒飲茶”
Let's stay “Connected” (保持通話) and have “Breakfast at Tiffany's” (珠光寶氣)
23. 睇完這封信之後唆涝，“我阿媽發(fā)仔瘟”
“Mamma Mia” (媽媽咪呀) went nuts after reading it
24. “女人四十”唇辨，走去搵咗一間“舞廳”去做“金雞”
She found a nightclub and did a “Chicken Run” (咪走雞)
25. 表面上她係“談?wù)勄椤⑻琛惫N
She may look like a “Showgirl” (艷舞女郎)
26. 其實(shí)她既原則係…
But she really knows that
27. “我不賣身亡驰，我賣子宮”
“Can't Buy Me Love” (愛情無價(jià))
28. 你老母真?zhèn)ゴ螅?/p>
Your mother was quite heroic
29. 請問你老母響哪間舞廳做呢？
Which night club did she work in?
30. 我知鞍帝，百樂門
I know! The “Joy Luck Club” (喜福會(huì))
31. 係“新精武門”
It's “Fight Club” (搏擊會(huì))
32. 好舞廳
Great joint
33. 佢響呢間“新精武門”度遇到“黑社會(huì)”
There she met “The Godfather” (教父)
34. 呢個(gè)“大佬”係條“古惑仔”嚟
He was quite “The Terminator” (未來戰(zhàn)士)
35. 佢“隻手遮天”
and really “Hard Boiled” (辣手神探)
36. “隻手遮天”咁犀利…
“Hard Boiled?”
37. 佢既勢力一定好大煞茫，邊個(gè)社團(tuán)？叫咩嘢哥呢蚓曼？
He must be pretty powerful, what do they call him?
38. 長恨哥 (按：粵語「長恨哥」跟電影《長恨歌》同音)
“The Talented Mr. Ripley” (心計(jì))
39. 呢個(gè)長恨哥當(dāng)然想同我老母…啦
He clearly wanted to get it on with my mom
40. 但係我老母仲厲害
But my mom was smarter,
41. 每一天都“家有囍事”
Every night she called up “Crimson Tide” (紅潮風(fēng)暴)
42. 梗有“姨媽的後現(xiàn)代生活”嚟探佢
and made sure to “Raise The Red Lantern” (大紅燈籠高高掛)
43. 當(dāng)然钦扭，佢都支持唔到“十二夜”
Still she couldn't last longer than “Thirteen Days” (驚爆十三天)
44. 到最後客情，都是做咗“阿嫂”
and gave in to “Dangerous Liasons” (危險(xiǎn)關(guān)係)
45. 後來呢個(gè)長恨哥佢“江湖告急”
But when there was “Big Trouble in Little China” (妖魔大鬧唐人街)
46. 他逼我老母改咗個(gè)西洋名，叫“伊沙貝拉”
he forced my mother to use an alias “Isabella”
47. 仲迫要她拍西片“AV”
and had her start doing “AV”
48. 你老母一生實(shí)在太傳奇勒
What an amazing story your mom has
49. 請問部AV叫咩名呢膀斋？
What was the title of her adult film?
50. “藉著兩點(diǎn)說愛你” (按：粵語「藉著兩點(diǎn)說愛你」跟電影《藉著雨點(diǎn)說愛你》相若)
“Beauty and the Breast” (豐胸秘Cup)
51. 一定係一部好純樸既作品勒
Must have been a tame adult film
52. “其後”仰担，她參加咗“四仔旅行團(tuán)”
She later joined a “Road Trip” (四仔旅行團(tuán))
53. 但始終還係“四條大路通陰間”
But could not “Escape from New York” (逃出紐約)
54. 無幾耐，“迷失東京”既我老母
In the end, “Death Becomes Her” (飛越長生)
55. 亦都係逃不過呢一個(gè)…
And my mother became
56. “窒息”
“The Departed” (無間道風(fēng)雲(yún))
57. 我?guī)е依夏讣冗z體
I took my mother's body
58. 用“一半海水赂苗，一半火焰”
Placed her on “Chariots of Fire” (烈火戰(zhàn)車)
59. 送她到“下一站贮尉，天國”
and sent it on a “Stairway to Heaven” (天國的階梯)
60. 但係可惡既長恨哥冇放棄過追殺我
Yet Ripley decided to come after me
61. 他仲落咗“標(biāo)殺令”，令我“十面埋伏”
I was trapped in the “House of Flying Daggers” (十面埋伏), but saved at last…
62. 咁…咁最後點(diǎn)呀败砂？
and what happened at last?
63. 最後點(diǎn)呀…最後點(diǎn)呀龄毡？
Who saved you at last?
64. 最後冇事 (按：粵語「最後冇事」跟電影《最後武士》相若)
“The Last Samurai” (最後武士)
