盡管不想承認(rèn)馁菜,但一年一度的情人節(jié)又雙叒叕到了。在滿屏盡是秀恩愛的時候铃岔,小編愿做一股清流汪疮,在情人節(jié)這一天聊一聊網(wǎng)友的凄慘情事,給各位單身朋友一點安慰毁习。
情人節(jié)單身狗福利:看那些秀恩愛的如何花式被甩
Amazingly Awful Valentine's Day Horror Stories
That'll Make You Cringe So Hard
1. The cruelest catch.最殘忍的抓包
"My ex said he was busydoing stuff withhis family, so I went out drinking with mysingle friends- and saw him in a bar I used to work at with another girl. I went in and boughta pintjust topourit alloverhim."
“我的前任說他和家人在一起智嚷,所以我跟一些單身朋友出去喝酒。結(jié)果我在曾經(jīng)工作的酒吧看到他和別的女孩在一起纺且。我走進去買了一品托的酒盏道,然后全潑在了他身上≡芈担”
2. Thestopover.順路拜訪
"My long-distance internet boyfriend of several years surprised me with a visit to my college dorm on February 13. It was the first time we met in person. We spent the day kissing andcuddlinguntil I invited him tospend the night. Then he told me that he was actually just stopping throughIllinoison his way to New York, where he was moving to live with his actual girlfriend."
“我交往了幾年的異地網(wǎng)戀男友在情人節(jié)前一天來到了我的大學(xué)宿舍猜嘱,讓我驚喜了一下。這是我們第一次見面嫁艇。那天我們卿卿我我摟摟抱抱朗伶,我邀請他晚上一起過夜。結(jié)果他告訴我他實際上要去紐約步咪,順路來伊利諾伊看下我论皆,而他要去那里和現(xiàn)實中的女友同居』”
3. The Harry Potter horror.哈利波特恐懼癥
"My boyfriend planned for us totake a Harry Potter studio tourin London. The night before, he tells my friend he doesn't think he loves me. The next morning he says he's 'going to get breakfast' before we have to leave for the train and he never comes back. I didn't hear from him for two days and still haven't had a chance to go to the studio."
“我男朋友計劃帶我去倫敦來個哈利波特博物館之旅点晴。結(jié)果前一天晚上,他告訴我朋友他并不愛我悯周。第二天早上在我們坐火車出發(fā)前粒督,他說他去‘吃個早飯’然后就沒再回來。之后兩天都杳無音訊队橙,而我到現(xiàn)在也沒有去過哈利波特博物館坠陈∪螅”
4.The cupcake thief.偷蛋糕的賊
"I spent all day baking red velvet cupcakes for my boyfriend. I went over to his place with these cupcakes in my hand, and his family around, and he looks at me and says'Idon't think this is going to work out. 'He took the cupcakes out of my hands, pushed me out the door, and locked it. I was too shocked to even do anything but leave. I ended up going to the movies by myself because I already bought the tickets."
“我花了一整天時間給男朋友做了紅絲絨杯子蛋糕捐康。我捧著蛋糕來到他家,他當(dāng)著家人的面對我說‘我覺得咱倆不合適’庸蔼。然后他從我手中拿走蛋糕解总,把我推出去,鎖了門姐仅。我當(dāng)時震驚到除了離開不知道還能做什么花枫。最后我獨自去電影院看了電影刻盐,因為我已經(jīng)買好電影票(注意是復(fù)數(shù))±秃玻”
原文來源:Buzzfeed&中國日報網(wǎng)英語點津
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