Two men were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the men takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other man with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
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譯文：
兩個(gè)男人正在穿過叢林。突然窃判，一只老虎從遠(yuǎn)處出現(xiàn)闻坚，向他們跑來。
其中一個(gè)人從包里拿出一雙“耐克”鞋兢孝，開始穿上窿凤。另一個(gè)人吃驚地看著他仅偎，驚訝地大喊：“你認(rèn)為你帶著這些東西會(huì)跑得比老虎還快嗎？
他的朋友回答：“我不用跑得比老虎快雳殊，只要我跑得比你快就行了橘沥。”
