Today, I woke up to find both of my bank accounts frozen. My bank informed me that the IRS had ordered a freeze on my assets because of back taxes owed, and would not unfreeze them until the money is paid. The amount? $2.47. FML
國稅局凍結(jié)了我的銀行賬號(hào)攘滩，因?yàn)槔献忧妨怂麄?塊四毛七的稅补疑，真是日了狗了。FML
Today, after 4 months working at my job, everyone including the new intern has a lunch buddy or lunch group, except for me. My lunch partners are books. FML
終于明白為什么說書是人類最好的朋友了饥漫，到單位上班四個(gè)月了犀变，現(xiàn)在每個(gè)人妹孙，就連實(shí)習(xí)生都有人一起吃飯，除了我』裰Γ現(xiàn)在每天吃飯的時(shí)候都帶本書FML
Today, my cat has taken it upon herself to provide for the heavily pregnant lady. So far I've been presented with a mouse and 3 birds. I know they're for me because she meows until I see them, then walks away again. FML
我覺著我們家的貓成精了蠢正，我懷孕了，然后我們家貓覺著應(yīng)該給我儲(chǔ)備食物省店，真的是食物嚣崭，到目前為止，它給我送過來一只老鼠和三只麻雀懦傍。FML
Today, as well as for the past week, my cat finds immeasurable joy in knocking eggs of the counter and staring at me as I clean the mess. FML
我們家貓現(xiàn)在特別喜歡看我收拾廚房雹舀，為了看我廚房每天它都要在廚房里搞碎一個(gè)雞蛋???，等等粗俱，哪兒來的雞蛋啊说榆，F(xiàn)ML
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
天冷風(fēng)大，此為前提，我們門店的門是那種用鉸鏈拉的签财，結(jié)果今天風(fēng)太大了串慰，鉸鏈給從門上吹下來了，現(xiàn)在我正在狂風(fēng)中瑟瑟發(fā)抖的等人來修唱蒸。FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
今天給干門上了邦鲫，碗柜漏水，哥們給整好了油宜，起來的時(shí)候有點(diǎn)兒急掂碱，一下子干柜子門上了怜姿，到現(xiàn)在眼睛都是星星慎冤。???FML
Today, the ex-lecturer who I had a crush on invited me out to watch an orchestra performance with him. It got increasingly awkward as time passed, and he ran out on me during the intermission. FML
你的人生，我不懂沧卢。今天我上學(xué)的時(shí)候暗戀的講師邀請(qǐng)我一起去看一場(chǎng)樂隊(duì)的表演蚁堤，本來是挺美好的一件事情，結(jié)果中場(chǎng)休息的時(shí)候他自己偷偷跑掉了?FML
