Sheldon辦公室出現(xiàn)一個(gè)美女,所有人都來(lái)圍觀任斋,期待被介紹继阻。沒想到她就是Sheldon的孿生妹妹Missy。大家都迫不及待向Missy發(fā)出求愛信號(hào)废酷,無(wú)奈太不合時(shí)宜——Raj自豪地宣稱印度人發(fā)明了睡衣穴翩,Howard則聲稱猶太人發(fā)明了割禮,Penny出馬帶Missy去做美甲锦积,才算擺脫困境芒帕。
Leonard跟Sheldon密談,請(qǐng)他關(guān)注妹妹的婚姻大事丰介,不可所托非人背蟆。Sheldon想到妹妹或許有潛在的基因生出一個(gè)2.0版Sheldon鉴分,頓時(shí)熱心起來(lái)。他出面排除了打得難分難解的Raj和Howard带膀,前者具有說(shuō)話障礙志珍,盡管最近服用了藥能對(duì)女生說(shuō)話了,但留下了不斷擺手的后遺癥垛叨,排除后者是因?yàn)樗莻€(gè)離不開老媽的小男人伦糯。Leonard正沾沾自喜,Sheldon轉(zhuǎn)頭就說(shuō)他由于乳糖不耐癥也出局了嗽元。并且當(dāng)場(chǎng)拿了塊芝士對(duì)他說(shuō)只要他吃了不放屁(顯然不可能)敛纲,就可以跟Missy上床。
Missy和Penny回來(lái)在門邊剛好聽到這話剂癌,和Sheldon談了一陣淤翔,然后教訓(xùn)得他出來(lái)宣布此事他不管了。
三個(gè)人決定公平競(jìng)爭(zhēng)佩谷,在電腦游戲里面比賽旁壮。Leonard勝出,去約谐檀,失敗了抡谐。Howard去,也失敗桐猬。Raj剛敲開門對(duì)Penny說(shuō)了半句話童叠,就說(shuō)不下去了,藥效過(guò)了课幕,最后Missy出來(lái),同情地看著他一言不發(fā)地默默轉(zhuǎn)身下樓了……
Oh, all right. Uh, this is Missy. 可以 這是Missy
So what, I don't issue invitations to your mother. ?那又怎么樣 我都沒有邀請(qǐng)你媽來(lái)
Why are you ignoring your sister? 你怎么不理你妹妹啊
In what universe do I have Penny? 我哪里有Penny了
Can I interject something? 我能插兩句嗎
They're hitting on your sister. 他們?cè)诠创钅忝冒?/p>
I hadn't considered that. 我倒沒想過(guò)這個(gè)
I'm going to settle this right now. 我現(xiàn)在就來(lái)處理這事
You're out, by the way. 順便說(shuō)一句 你也出局了
It's nothing personal. 我不是針對(duì)你
Let's move on. 換個(gè)話題吧
Can I speak to you for a minute? Alone. ?我可以和你說(shuō)幾句嗎 就咱倆
Truthfully, I've never given it any thought. 說(shuō)實(shí)話 我從來(lái)沒有考慮過(guò)
Bring it on. 盡管來(lái)
I have an alternate proposal. 我另外有個(gè)提議
Here's something we didn't anticipate. 有點(diǎn)世事難料
Is your medication wearing off? 是不是你的藥效退了
Any news you want me to pass along to mom? 有什么要我跟媽說(shuō)的嗎
How humiliating. 多丟人啊