大家好特占，我給大家介紹一下我的媽媽，國(guó)家一級(jí)抬杠選手云茸，打我不講道理全球代言人是目，進(jìn)屋不敲門創(chuàng)始人。
Hello, I'd like to introduce my mother to you.She is a national champion of wrangling, the global spokesperson for beating me unreasonable and the founder of entering the room without knocking.
減肥這個(gè)事兒吧标捺，就是3天打魚懊纳，362天曬網(wǎng)。
Losing weight means fishing for 3 days and drying the net for 362 days.
煩躁的心情就像用十除以三得出的結(jié)果亡容，無(wú)窮無(wú)盡嗤疯。
Irritable mood is like the result of dividing tenby three, endless.
每次我向我閨蜜抱怨人生的不如意和煩惱時(shí)，她都會(huì)語(yǔ)重心長(zhǎng)地說(shuō)：哈哈哈哈哈哈……
Every time I complain to my best friend aboutmy life's unhappiness and troubles, shealways says: ha ha ha……
其實(shí)闺兢，我和我的閨蜜1000年前就認(rèn)識(shí)了茂缚，那時(shí)候她比現(xiàn)在可愛，滿大街的追我列敲，那個(gè)時(shí)候我還叫呂洞賓。
In fact, my best friend and I knew each other 1000 years ago. At that time, she was more lovely than now and chased me all over the street, then my name was LV Dongbin.
大晚上帖汞，還能看到街上很多外賣小哥奔波送餐戴而，突然感到很勵(lì)志，別人這么晚了都還在吃翩蘸，我又有什么理由不吃所意。
In the evening, I can see a lot of takeout boys on the street, and I suddenly feel inspired, other people are still eating at such a late hour, and I have no reason not to eat.
你要說(shuō)我嫁不出去，我根本就無(wú)所謂催首。但你要跟我說(shuō)我發(fā)不了財(cái)扶踊，我能愁得幾宿都不能睡。
I don't care if you say I can't get married, but I can't sleep for a few days if you have to tell me I can't make a fortune.
這兩天我總結(jié)了一下近年來(lái)獲得的成功郎任，主要分為三類秧耗，登錄成功，下載成功舶治，付款成功分井。
In the past two days, I have summed up thesuccess achieved in recent years, which canbe divided into three categories,login successful, download successful, payment successful.
本文由“串場(chǎng)鹿鳴”發(fā)布车猬，2021年9月3日
